Zoey

Random part 3??

Chenoa: Bro, you didn't need to scream.

Raph: *Shrugs*

Chenoa: You screamed like a girl. *Laughs*

Raph: I am a girl.

Chenoa: *Frowns* Right... You sure you're a girl?

Raph: Yes! Now maybe you should grow some balls and go back inside.

Chenoa: But I'm a girl, I can't grow guy parts. I've got my girly parts.

Raph: Eww. Dude, you're messed up.

Chenoa: *Raises an eyebrow* You didn't know?

Tan Yan: Get your potatoes back in these chairs!

Raph: Should we run? We can get some waffles and pizzas.

Chenoa: PIZZA!!! Let's go. * Opens a door* Shit! I forgot we were on a ship.

Raph: Quick, let's take that rowing boat and row to land.

Chenoa: Really?

Raph: Hell no!

Chenoa: *Strokes imaginary beard* That's not a bad idea...

Raph: Are you insane?!?!?!?!?!?!

Chenoa: Yeah, and I really want that pizza. I'll even buy your waffles and our green tea. * Jumps into rowing boat*

Raph: Can't turn down that deal. *Steps into rowing boat* Ah hell, it's wobbly.

Chenoa: I think it's supposed to be. * Starts rowing* You gonna help or something, Raph?

Raph: Something. *Leans back and relaxes.*

Chenoa: You're buying my green tea.

Raph: Sure, sure. Can we have a picnic?

Chenoa: Ummm..... I guess?

Raph: YAY!!!!! *starts singing "Kill everyone" by Hollywood undead.*

Chenoa: Dude, you don't even like that song.

Raph: I'm being a good best friend.

Chenoa: You've never been a good best friend and you never try to be a good best friend for no reason.

Raph: I don't want to buy your green tea. wait, I don't have enough money to buy your green tea.

Chenoa: Sing "Dead bite" next.

-back with Tan Yan, Narrator and Zoey-

Tan Yan: I'm going to check on those potato holes. * Goes around ship*

Narrator: Where are they?

Tan Yan: They have been eaten by sharks and zombies, but it's okay. I'll buy Raph a bright hot pick coffin and Chenoa a pale pink coffin! *Smiles evilly*

Zoey: Continue the story, Narrator.

Narrator: Zoey doesn't have many friends because of her freaky eyes, *Shivers* but she hangs out with her brother. Which is unusual cause most siblings don't usually like each other a lot. I remember my sister, everyone thought she was way better than me. *Wipes away tears* Anyway! Zoey liked the forest behind her house and she went there in her free time. She would roam around and-

Zoey: Wait, what?

Narrator: And talk to animals like a madman, sorry, madwoman.

Zoey: Have you been stalking me?!

Tan Yan: I am going to get some potatoes...