Zoey

I MADE IT TO SEVEN!!! well? applaud me! Bow now. where's my crown?

-back with Anya and Chenoa-

Chenoa: *Looks at empty plates* I'm still hungry. I want burgers.
Raph: *Bursts into room* Found you!
Anya: oh, were we playing hide and seek?
Raph: No. Never mind. What you guys wanna do?
Chenoa: We're getting burgers.
Tan Yan: *opens door.* I WANT BURGERS!
Anya: That settles it, let's go. *Gets up*
Raph: Where are we gonna get burgers?
Chenoa: We throw the captain overboard and umm.. drive back to land and go to burger king.
Raph: Why are we even on a ship?
Tan Yan: I have not potato clue!
narrator: *Walks in with 4 burgers* Hi everyone! how are you? I'm going to continue Zoey's story now!
Tan Yan: (in doubt) you're okay now? Sure?
Narrator: Yes, yes. So one day Zoey decided that she wanted more adventures in life so she ran away. Dumb, right? I mean, like, if I wanted adventure, I'd just set a building on fire or something but she ran away.
Raph: Narrator, I think you're just supposed to read us the story.
Chenoa: Why do we even have a narrator? This isn't a skit!
Tan Yan: Just let him tell the story about Zoey.
Raph: Where is *shivers* Zoey?
Tan Yan: Somewhere over the rainbow.......dying.
Raph: Oh no! Tan Yan's turning dark like us. *Shakes Tan Yan* Be a weird potato! Don't turn dark.
Tan Yan: Is she okay?
Narrator: *Coughs that annoying cough that is suppose to get attention* So.... She ran into the forest and decided to live among the animals. She lived happily until a bunch of bunnies decided to attack her and she left....
Anya: What kind of story is this?!
Chenoa: Bunnies?! Attacking?!
Raph: I'm so outta her. *gets up*
Tan Yan: Potato. *gets up*
Narrator: but... I haven't finished.
Chenoa: later. *gets up
-Everyone leaves except the narrator-

Raph: More burgers?
Tan Yan: BURGERS!!!
Chenoa: Ok... How do we get burgers?
Tan Yan: I'm gonna call myself! *Calls self on phone*
-Phone rings-
Women from phone: The number you have called is engaged.