Chenoa: Hi daddy!
Anya: *Piles more pasta on everyone's plates*
Andre: No more! Please!
Chenoa: No, daddy. There are no guys here. No, it's most likely the TV.
Raph: *Listens to Chenoa's side of the conversation*
Chenoa: Yes, daddy. There are adults here. *Pauses* Raphaela's mum is with us. *pauses.* No, Just her mum.
Raph: *Makes the WTF gesture*
Chenoa: OF course I'm doing homework! I'm not lazing around the whole time!
Raph: *Snickers*
Chenoa: Ok, Bye. *Hangs up*
Raph: It's most likely the TV.
Chenoa: *Glares at Raph*
Anya: What do our parents even think we're doing in NZ, anyway?
Chenoa: I brainwashed all your parents.
Tan Yan: Right..... Yay!
Real Raph: Why does Chenoa have a phone?
Real Chenoaa: Because it is my story and I want a phone!
Real Raph: But then you should....
-Arguments and debates start-
Tan Yan: I still don't like it.
Chenoa: You know what. I'll sleep on the couch. Raph, join me.
Raph: But I want to-
Chenoa: *Gives Raph the death stare*
Raph: Yup, sure.
Tan Yan: How did all of you manage to shower before me?
Raph: Tan Yan, just shut your fucking mouth and take a shower.
Tan Yan: *Sad face*
Chenoa: Shoo! *Jumps onto the couch*
Tan Yan: *Leaves*
-Quiet silence-
Real Raph: What the fuck is quiet silence?! It's either quiet or silence!
Real Chenoa: Shut up Raph.
-Bickering starts again-
-By 11 p.m.-
Chenoa: *Asleep*
Raph: *making out*
Ciel: *making out*
Andre: *asleep*
Tan Yan: *Still showering upstairs*
Anya: *Sleeping in the other toilet*
-By 12 midnight-
Chenoa: *on the couch, asleep*
Raph: *on the floor, asleep*
Ciel: *on the couch, asleep*
Andre: *on the table, asleep*
Tan Yan: asleep in the bathtub*
Anya: *asleep in the garden*
Only sound: Tan yan snoring.
-At 4 a.m.-
-Chenoa's phone rings-
Chenoa: WTF?! *answers*
Adele: What are you doing?
Chenoa: Oh you know, chasing elephants and stuff.
Adele: Really?
Chenoa: Good god no! What do you want?
Adele: I'm in NZ.
Chenoa: Ok. *Covers phone with hand* ADELE'S IN NZ!
Tan Yan: *rolls down the stairs.* Oww. That hurt.
Anya: (grumbles) It's 4 a.m.
Raph: oh, Chenoa, you're going to die.
Chenoa: *tells Adele the address of the house* Everyone pack up, we're leaving. You guys can sleep in the car.
Raph: I will kill you.
Chenoa: We'll leave you here and you can deal with Adele, kay?
Raph: Hell no! She might have brought pandas with her.
Chenoa: Then make me a cup of coffee.
YOU ARE READING
Zoey
हास्य-विनोदa super random story about a creepy girl named Zoey with no middle or last name whatsoever. But not actually about her. Its about random people with random/messed up thoughts. Written by Chenoa. ~Tan Yan And the people in this story are actually rea...
