Warning: I'm about to mess up this story beyond repair so be prepared.
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-At the B&B with everyone except Adele-
-Why are the guys even here?-
Chenoa: It's not a B&B, you idiot, it's a rented house! *Grins and flops down on the couch*
Raph: It's pretty.
Chenoa: That is so un-Raph of you.
Raph: Yeah, yeah. How many rooms are there?
Anya: 4 rooms.
Chenoa and Raph: *Exchange looks*
Tan Yan: *Sees the exchange of looks* Hell no! You two are not sleeping with the guys!
Raph: (innocently) Who said anything about that?
Anya: They'll be fine. It's not like they're going to be doing that. We're only 11 and 12 year olds.
Tan Yan: You never know what happens behind closed doors.
Ciel: Sleep happens.
Raph: I never thought this day would come. Tan Yan and Anya fighting about that.
Tan Yan: Whatev-
- 1 hour later-
-At the beach with Raph and Ciel-
Ciel: *Holds Raph's hand*
Raph: *Keeps face neutral but is actually freaking out big time inside*
-10 minutes later-
Raph and Ciel: *making out*
-Back at the house-
Anya: CHENOA! HOW DO YOU COOK?
Chenoa: *Goes downstairs* what?
Anya: I asked how do you cook. *peers at Chenoa* Have you been making out?
Chenoa: No! *Starts taking out pans*
Anya: Your lip gloss is messed up.
Chenoa: *Covers mouth with a pan and stares at Anya*
Anya: You were making out.
Chenoa: I'm only 12!
Anya: Like that's an excues. And Raph is only 11 and she's making out with that Ciel guy on the beach.
Chenoa: What?!
Anya: Dude, it's fine. Just help me with the cooking.
Chenoa; What are we making?
Anya: Pasta! *Starts cutting tomatoes*
-With Adele-
Adele: Do you want this bamboo or that one?
Panda: *Makes a noise I have no name for*
Zoo Keeper: Miss, you need to come out of the enclosure.
Adele: *Hits zoo keeper on the head with bamboo* Hell no! Pandas, I think I'm going to NZ to look for the rest of the gang.
All the pandas: *Sad Face* (Can they even do that?)
Adele: Bye bye! *Gets on private jet to NZ*
-With the rest-
Tan Yan: You guys are so messed up. Were you all making out for two hours?
Chenoa: I used one of the two hours to help Anya make pasta.
Tan Yan: Like that's any better, you were making out for practically an hour and Raph for two hours! Anya, see, we can't let them behind closed doors.
Anya: *Looks up from phone* Hmm?
Ciel: They were behind closed doors and the most they did was make out.
Tan Yan: No funny business, k?
Chenoa and Raph: Yes, Mum.
Tan Yan: Fuck you potatoes.
Chenoa: Language!
Tan Yan: Who cares? *Says a string of swear words* You guys potato do it all the time. *Continues eating*
Raph: Well, we do swear a lot.
Chenoa: That we do...hmm... oh you know what? Fuck that! No parents, so it doesn't matter.
-Chatter goes on-
-Chenoa's phone rings-
Chenoa: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! IT'S MY DAD! *Stares at phone then picks up*
YOU ARE READING
Zoey
Humora super random story about a creepy girl named Zoey with no middle or last name whatsoever. But not actually about her. Its about random people with random/messed up thoughts. Written by Chenoa. ~Tan Yan And the people in this story are actually rea...
