Anya: You guys are seriously crazy, we could get criminal records for this.
Chenoa: Chillax gurl, I'm an expert at hacking, I cover up my tracks like a pro. And with Raph next to me, pressuring me, there is no way we will be found.
*sirens*
TY: The police are outside! *runs into random room*
Anya: Why, Chenoa! You're right, we're not going to be found, that's why the police are outside!
Chenoa: No need to be sarcastic... RAPHAELA! ADELE! KITCHEN, NOW!
Raph: So what are we going to do?
Chenoa: New plan.
Adele: I could send my pandas after the police.
Anya: And that's going to work, how?
Adele: They will stampede the police.
Raph: Yeah, sure.. Okay, on a more serious note, we will-
Andre: Wait, Raph is being serious?
Chenoa: You're not the only one shocked... You were saying, Raph?
Raph: *glares at Chenoa* We will sneak out the back door, steal the first car we see, get to the airport in disguises and go to the UK.
Anya: Won't that add to our record?
Ciel: We're already wanted so what?
Charlie: Ummm... I don't really want to be arrested.
Chenoa: Nonsense! Everyone secretly wants to be arrested. Bedides, you're already part of the family, no backing out now!
Charlie: Umm...
Raph: Tan Yan, get your boyfriend under control.
TY: I love it whenbyou're so potato commanding...
Adele: Sarcasm has really hit home hard. I think we pandas should get out of here.
Andre: That's not a bad idea. To the back door!!!
-once the gang are outside-
Adele: LADYBUGS!!! AHHH!!! SAVE ME!!! *runs around in circles*
Raph: Adele, would you chill?
Charlie: I think the police have spotted us... Should we, I don't know, run or something?
Ciel: RUN!!
Anya: Steal the furst car you see.
Raph: Ohh, so now you use my plan.
Chenoa: It's not like we hsve a better plan do don't act smug about it.
Raph: That didn't cross my mind till you said it... I will be the smuggest Raph you can get.
TY: Way to go, Chenoa!
Chenoa: Thank you.
Andre: You do know she meant it sarcastically, right?
Raph: Of course she knows, she's just being Chenoa-ey.
Adele: Raph has invented a new word!*Still glances behind every now and the in case a ladybug pops up out of nowhere*
TY: Trust her to see the bright side.
Raph: *Falls into a random hole* FUCK!
*****
Hey guys! Since school's starting, I won't be able to use the computer/tablet that much (sighs at parents). BUT, I will still painstakedly write out the parts and give them to Tan Yan(who is sharing this account with me) who will most likely be able to post the next few parts because she is magical(she is a unicorn and I am a pegasus, together we are PEGACORN!!! Back to what I was saying) and you will-
DOGGIE!!!
Still be able to-
WAFFLES!!!
Read my fabulously awesome stories and lau-
FOOD! Wait, no, its scrsmbled eggs. GET IT AWAY FTOM ME!!
And laugh your head or your ass off. And guess which awesome bitch is back in town? THAT IS CORRECT! I AM BACK!!! ~Chenoa, the AWESOME one. (Do not try and steal my fame, Raph!
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Zoey
Humora super random story about a creepy girl named Zoey with no middle or last name whatsoever. But not actually about her. Its about random people with random/messed up thoughts. Written by Chenoa. ~Tan Yan And the people in this story are actually rea...
