Zoey

PART !%!!!!!! 15. :/

-At 5 a.m.-

Chenoa: *Drives car while the rest is sleeping* Well, they're asleep, so I can listen to songs that I like and they won't know. *Plays "It's gonna be me" by Nsynce*
Tan Yan: Potato?
Chenoa: Hmm? *Sings along* Every little thing I do, never seems enough for you.
Tan Yan: How do potato know where we're going?
Chenoa: Because potato is Awesome. Can we make a quick stop? I need another coffee.
Tan Yan: I need a hot chocolate.
Chenoa: Sure. *Buys coffee and hot chocolate*
Tan Yan: How many coffees have potato had?
CHenoa: This is my fourth.
Anya: She had three coffees already?!
Chenoa: Yup! *plays "crush" by Jennifer Paige*
Anya: Kay. *goes back to sleep*

-At 7 a.m.-

Chenoa: *parks outside new rental house*
Raph: Are we there? It's so bright! * opens car door and stumbles out*
Chenoa: Go inside and sleep, vampire. All  of you go and sleep. I'll get the bags.
The rest: *Gets out of the car and walks into rental house like zombies*
Chenoa: Meh. Could have at least offered to help. * Brings the bags into the house* Okay... Now what? *Plays "chasing cars" by snow patrol* Okay. So! *Jumps up and down on the couch* That's done. * Plays "pop" By Nsync and makes pancakes*

-At 10 a.m.-

Chenoa: EVERYONE, GET YOUR ASSES DOWN TO THE KITCHEN!
-After the pancakes have been devoured-
Tan Yan: I am a potato unicorn!
Raph: (Doubtfully) Right. Sure.
Chenoa: Whatcha guys wanna do?
Raph: I made a proise to myself that when I find you guys, we'd go to Australia.
Anya: Hell no!
Raph: why?
Chenoa: Can we go to umm....don't kill me....Japan?
Tan Yan: Mother potato yeah!
Anya: Hell ya!
Andre: I don't mind.
Ciel: Cool.
Everyone: *Looks at Raph*
Raph: Whatever Bitch! *walks out of the house*
Chenoa: Did she just call me a bitch? *Puts her hand over her heart*
Anya: Maybe not in that way?
Tan Yan: There's another way?
Anya: *gives Tan Yan death stare* Well no, but i'm sure she didn't mean it.
Ciel: You sure? *Recieves death stare from Anya and hides behind the couch*
Zoey: Hi guys! I'm not actually dead.
Ciel: Her eyes! *Hides behind Andre*
Andre: The eyes! *Hides behind Chenoa*
Chenoa: *Hides behind Anya*
Anya: *Takes a frying pan and holds it in front of herself*
Chenoa: So...I'm going to call Adele and we'll meet her at the airport tomorrow, k?
Anya: Yup. Sure. *Waves the pan around*
Chenoa: *Calls Adele* Adele, we're going to Japan.
Adele: *Screams* Yay!!
Chenoa: *Holds phone away from her ear* (moans) my poor ear. You meet us at the airport tomorrow, k?
Adele: Yay!!
Chenoa: Bleh. *hangs up*
Raph: Who's booking the plane- Ohmygod it's Zoey! *Hides behind Anya*
Chenoa: Anya is booking the plane tickets, I'll pack, you make a hell lot of coffee and then we'll drive back to the airport.
Raph: *Looks at Chenoa* It'll take 3 hours to drive back.
Chenoa: It'll make my butt hurt.