-Back with Raph and Chenoa-
Raph: Land! WAFFLES!!!
Chenoa: *Rows slowly* My...arms...are..going...to...fall....off...
Raph: Row faster!! *hops up and down*
Chenoa: Easy for you to say. * Pushes Raph overboard with an oar* Whoops! Didn't see you there.
Raph: *Splutters* You mother- * Sniffs air* Is that waffles? * Scrambles into boat*
-Boat overturns-
Chenoa: God damn Raph! * Starts swimming*
Anya: What the hell are you guys doing?!
Chenoa: Pizza! * collapse on the sand*
Raph: Waffles! * drags Chenoa off the beach*
Anya: You guys swam from god knows where to here for waffles?!
Chenoa: And pizzas! And we had a boat until someone decided to overturn it.
Raph: She pushed me off the boat!
Chenoa: I need dry clothes! *Walks towards Anya's house*
Anya: How do you know where I live?
Chenoa: How can I not know where you live?
-Back with Tan Yan and Narrator-
Tan Yan: * Holds a potato* Where's Zoey?
Narrator: Umm... She decided to go swimming and was eaten by sharks.
Tan Yan: * Sighs* What's her least favourite colour? The colour she hated a lot.
Narrator: Brownn and Black * Starts frolicking*
Tan Yan: *Strokes potato* Her coffin shall be brown and black. * Frowns at the Narrator* Are you okay?
Narrator: (in a british accent) Yes please, I would like a cup of tea.
Tan Yan: He's gone off his rockers. *Shakes her head.
Narrator: *Pretends to drink tea the british way, with his pinky out.*
Tan Yan: I think I need to get that insane asylum's number from Raph.
Narrator: *Starts sing "Bullet" * My legs are dangling off the edge, a stomach full of pills didn't work again. I put a bullet in my head and I'm gone gone gone gone.
Tan Yan: Ohmygod, he's lost his mind. *Kisses the potato* It's okay, potato. It's bedtime for you.
-Back with Raph, Chenoa and Anya-
Chenoa: *Raids Anya's closet* I'm wearing this and this and this and this.
Raph: I'll wear anything. Just give me clean clothes.
Chenoa and Anya: *Smiles evilly and puts together the most ridiculous outfit*
Chenoa: I'm going to change. *Locks random door and changes*
Raph: *Screams* CHENOA!!!! ANYA!!!! I LOOK LIKE A FREAK!!!!!!!!!
Chenoa and Anya: *Laughs and walks out*
-After buying waffles, a pizza and green teas-
Raph: PICNIC!!!! * dives under a tree*
Chenoa: See. She is crazy. * Sits next to Raph and starts eating pizza*
Anya: Can you finish the whole pizza?
Chenoa: Yup! I'm hungry.
YOU ARE READING
Zoey
Humora super random story about a creepy girl named Zoey with no middle or last name whatsoever. But not actually about her. Its about random people with random/messed up thoughts. Written by Chenoa. ~Tan Yan And the people in this story are actually rea...
