-With Adele-
Adele: *Calls zoo* Hi, can I speak to the pandas please? *Pauses* WHat do you mean I can't speak to the pandas? *pauses* Well, Fuck you! *Hangs up*
-With the rest-
Chenoa: What was Zoey doing there?
Raph: I have no fucking clue.
Tan Yan: She's not that bad.
Anya: Are you kidding me?! She's freaky!
Raph: No shit sherlock.
Chenoa: I think the guys are still traumatized.
Raph: They'll be scarred.
Anya: For life.
Guys: *Sits there, not moving*
Tan Yan: Muahaha. *Draws moustaches and hearts and other wierd girly stuff on the guys' faces.*
Chenoa: It suits them. *Starts laughing*
Raph:*Turns around to look at the backseat* Holy shit, Tan Yan! *Starts laughing.*
Anya: 1 more hour and we should be there.
Chenoa: But my butt is hurting!
Tan Yan: Potato tell me about it.
Raph: Ok. My left butt cheek hurts more than my right butt cheek so I am currently putting more pressure on my right butt cheek.
Chenoa: ...Okay... *Blasts "City" By hollywood undead*
Tan Yan: Can we listen to something other than HU?
Anya, Chenoa and Raph: NO!
Tan Yan: (grumbles) fine fine.
Chenoa: The city looks so pretty do you wanna burn it with me?
-With Adele-
-at the airport-
Adele: Do you have any bamboo?
Shop keeper: Umm...No... But could I interest you in some energy bars?
Adele: Does it have bamboo in it?
Shop keeper: No... But it has oatmeal, raisins, hone-
Adele: Nope! *walks away* (mutters to self) Why does none of the shops sell bamboo?? I want to buy a present for all the pandas back at the zoo. *Walks around the airport*
Raph: ADELE!!!!!!
Adele: Who's calling me? Ohmygod, someone wants to kidnap me! *Turns around and sees Raph* Oh. it's that idiot.
Raph: We need to board the plane. *Looks at Chenoa* Didn't you arrange a meeting place?
Chenoa: *Pretends to be deaf and looks at her shoelaces*
Raph: Okay. fine. Anya?
Anya: Huh? *Looks up from her phone.*
Raph: *Looks down at her phone* Which gate?
Anya: Gate 5. *leads the way*
The rest: *Follow Anya*
Raph: *Walks into glass door cause she was on her phone* Oww! *Goes back to using her phone*
Chenoa: *Holds Raph's shoulders and manuveer her through all the shit obsticles*
Ciel and Andre: *Walks like zombies because they are still traumatized*
Chenoa: STARBUCKS!!!!! *Let's go of Raph and runs to buy coffee*
Raph: *Trips over her own luggage* Oww... Mummy, my forehead. *Stays on the floor, using her phone*
YOU ARE READING
Zoey
Humora super random story about a creepy girl named Zoey with no middle or last name whatsoever. But not actually about her. Its about random people with random/messed up thoughts. Written by Chenoa. ~Tan Yan And the people in this story are actually rea...
