-back with Lani and Adele-
Lani: I need a laptop! I'm going to commit suicide if I don't get a laptop in the next minute.
Adele: You won't find a laptop on this ship.
Lani: What's the best way to die on this ship?
Adele: Jumping off the ship and getting eaten by sharks.
Lani: Ok. * Jumps off ship and is eaten by sharks.*
Adele: Bye bye Lani. *looks for the others*
Anya: Hey Adele! Wanna get off the ship for good?
Adele: Yes! And go see pandas!
Raph: Burgers first.
Tan Yan: *runs around in circles* Burger burger burger!
-When they finally reach land-
Raph: I hate boats. *Throws up on Tan Yan and Chenoa*
Chenoa: RAPHAELA!! EWW!! *jumps into the sea*Tan Yan: What the potato?! You mother-potato! This is so potato disgusting! *Jumps into the sea too.
Raph: Sorry guys. *vomits again in the sea and on Tan Yan and Chenoa*
Chenoa: ohmygod! It was bad enough you vomitted on my body but you had to vomit in my hair?! I am so gonna kill you!
Tan Yan: *Swears like crazy*
Raph: Sorry, sorry, really. *Walks towards Anya and Adele*
Anya and Adele: *Backs away*
Chenoa: I'm. Going. To. Kill. YOU! *Gets out of the sea and walks towards Anya's house* After I have had a decent shower.
Tan Yan: I'm going to kill you too, you mother-fuc-
Chenoa: Language, Tan Yan, language.
Tan Yan: (grumbles) Yeah, Yeah. You mother-potato.
-After Chenoa and Tan Yan have showered-
Raph: You guys took so long.
Tan Yan: We had to make sure there were no more vomit in our hair.
Chenoa: *Goes to the kitchen and comes back with a knife* So I was thinking.
Raph: That's never good.
Chenoa: Shut it, Raph. Have any of you heard the song Tendencies by Hollywood Undead?
The rest: *Shakes head*
Chenoa: So I was thinking of playing that song while I kill Raph. Watcha think?
Anya: Fine by me.
Tan Yan: cool. I'll help. *gets a knife*
Adele: I frankly don't care.
Raph: What?! Hell no!
Chenoa and Tan Yan: *advances towards Raph with knives raised*
Chenoa: Ugh. Who am I kidding. I can't kill my asshole best friend even though she pisses me off most, actually all, of the time.
Raph: Thanks. *Sighs in relief*
Tan Yan: I will still kill you.
Raph: Shit. I forgot about her.
Tan Yan: You know what? Maybe some other time. I want burgers.
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If any of you actually vomits on me, I swear to god I will kill you. Especially if you vomit in my hair, I will skin you alive. Kay? ;) ~Chenoa
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Zoey
Humora super random story about a creepy girl named Zoey with no middle or last name whatsoever. But not actually about her. Its about random people with random/messed up thoughts. Written by Chenoa. ~Tan Yan And the people in this story are actually rea...
