*Original from studio c*
*starts with flower running into her room crying and collapsing on her bed then there was a knock on her door*
Match: what is it flower?
Flower: nothing match! I'm okay!
Match: *walks in flowers room* oh come on flower, you know you can talk to me.
Flower: *sitting up* the girls at school were so mean to me today.
Match: what?
Flower: *sprays whipped cream in her mouth*
Match: but how is that? I mean your the most popular girl in school.
Flower: *with a mouthful of whipped cream* I know they all think I'm amazing.
Match: so what happened?
Flower: well first off I told barf bag that she had a really manly face and she got mad at me. She said that I was rude.
Match: what? No that wasn't rude!
Flower: yeah and then book walked by and said that barf bags hair looked really good and I was like "her?" And she started crying just 'cause I was asking a clarifying question!
Match: oh flower! I'm so sorry. You know what, you were just trying to tell the truth.
Flower: exactly!
Match: barf bag is gross
Flower: yeah. I wanted her to know. you know? And then her little friend ice cube came up and she was like, "please stop your hurting her feelings!" Like I was doing something wrong or something!
Match: oh see did not just say that!
Flower: she did! And I saw that they were upset so I tried to make them laugh and I said "shut up fat nerds!" And they both started crying.
Match: what? No
Flower: yeah, I would have felt bad if it wasn't all their fault you know?
Match: well it was! I mean they brought it on themselves.
Flower: yeah! And so you know, I tried to make them feel better so I went up to them and I used a really soft voice while they were crying and I said "you'll never amount to anything" you know? 'Cause I wanted them to be prepared for life!
Match: well yeah! I mean of course I know. I told that to all the ugly nerdy kids in my high school and a lot of them, they went on to become wildly successful computer programmers just to make me look bad!
Flower: *sprays more whipped cream in her mouth* oh!
Match: I just think that some people, you know, they need to accept that we're right and they're losers.
Flower: yes. Oh, and then OH AND THEN
Match: what?
Flower: *accidentally smears whipped cream on match* sorry that's my bad match. I'm a slob. But then! Yeah, ice cube was like, she put on this really brave face and she said, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!" And she hit my back hand with her face!
Match: OMG!
Flower: i know my hand really hurts!
Match: you know what it is just like that Harry Potter book where everybody's picking on Voldemort. I mean it's really just because he's immortal and amazing.
