Bfb road trip shenanigans

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Ruby: *in the freesmart van with the rest of her team* hey guys can I put in my mixtape?

Pencil: *driving* sure why not.

*ruby puts in the mixtape*

Flower: *pretending to enjoy it*

Fanny: *dying inside*

Match and pencil: *put on earmuffs while telling ruby the song is great*

Bubble: *dancing like crazy*

Lightning: *trying to drown out the music with his music*

Snowball: PLEASE. KILL. ME.
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Bell: hey! My favorite song is on!

Fries: oh shit! Everyone grab your earmuffs!

*everyone grabs earmuffs except foldy*

Foldy: why do we need-

Bell: I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE—

Foldy: JESUS CHRIST— *ears blow up*
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Naily: hey gelitan! Can you give me a lemonade?

Gelitan: yeah about that...

Gelitan: I actually peed in one of those lemonade bottles.

Gelitan: and I forgot which one.

Naily:

Gelitan:

Naily: WHO WANTS TO PLAY LEMONADE ROULETTE?

Gelitan: NAILY NO-
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Liy: alright are we ready to hit the road?

Everyone: yeah!

Liy: *notices that someone is missing* hey where's pen?

Liy looks outside of her window and sees pen lying in front of the car.

Pen: JUST RUN ME OVER LIY!
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Balloony: who's ready for a road trip!

Everyone: yeah!

Rocky: *pukes on floor*

10 minutes later it shows the entire car covered in puke.

Balloony: we should've brought a bag.
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Book: *reading a bunch of books*

Lollipop: you shouldn't read books in a car.

Book: *looking up from her book* what are you talking about? I'm doing fine! What about you ice cube?

Ice cube: I puked like 18 times and NOW you ask me if I'm okay?
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Robot flower: I would consider this a 100% successful trip.

Tennis ball: but you drove into a ditch and killed everyone.

Robot flower: a 100% successful trip.
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Coiny: man, I'm starving.

Leafy: *reaches into her bag* don't worry! I made snacks for the road!

Leafy: egg salad anyone?

Pin: hey has anyone seen eggy?

Firey: *pointing a cross at leafy* STAY BACK DEMON!

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