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Pencil: *recording* what did you say?

Four: I said whoever threw that paper, your moms a hoe!

Everyone: OOOOOOOH-


Eraser: *notices one of the excitemints is missing* what the hell kinda bullshit? Excitemint my ass boi-


Gelatin: *in a bathroom stall* wanna see a picture of my cock?

Donut: *also in a bathroom stall* hell no!

Gelatin: *slides a picture of a rooster under the barrier* picture of my cock

Donut: that's a chicken motherfuck-



Blocky: say "hey vine!"

Grassy: hey vine!

Grassy: FUCK THE VINE BITCH!

Blocky: *laughter*



Coiny: *in a hotel room hitting firey with pillows with a mattress blocking the entrance*

Pin: coiny don't, coiny, coiny, coiny watch the light!

Coiny: *stares at the light before hitting it with the pillow*



Naily: this is how I enter my house *enters her house* WHATS UP FUCKERS?

Donut: why do you have my phone?

Naily: FUCK YOU THATS WHY-




Match: *laughter* girl guess what they got girl guess what?

Pencil: what?

Match: lifee saveers

*both start laughing*




Naily: *recording firey jr* yo what are we about to do?

Firey jr: yo we gonna drink this vodka down the hatch *drinks vodka then makes a disgusted face*





Ruby: I spilled lipstick in your valintino bag

Pencil: oh you spill- wa-oh-ah-oh-wa- LIPSTICK IN MY VALINTINO WHITE-



Who's that Pokémon?

Lightning: ITS PIKACHU!

It's clefairy!

Lightning: FUUUUCK!

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