Who broke it

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Four: *sitting in front of a broken coffee machine* so, who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know

Taco: I did, I broke it-

Four: no, no you didn't, gelatin?

Gelatin: don't look at me, look at firey

Firey: what? I didn't break it

Gelatin: huh, that's weird, how'd you even know it was broken?

Firey: because it's sitting right in front of us and it broken

Gelatin: suspicious...

Firey: no, it's not!

Spongy: if it matters, probably not but... flower was the last one to use it

Flower: liar, I don't even drink that crap!

Spongy: oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Flower: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everybody knows that!

Taco: okay, let's not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it

Four: no! Who broke it?

Firey: four... lollipops been awfully quiet

Lollipop: really?

Firey: uh, yeah really!

*everybody starts fighting*

Four: I broke it, it burned my hand so I zapped it, I predict in about ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick, good... it's been getting real chummy here

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