Lollipop: *points gun at taco* FREEZE YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBERY!
Taco: No, what did I steal?
Lollipop: *takes off shades* my heart...
Taco:
Taco: *holding lollipop* and that's how we met!
The rest of bleh: awwww
...
Leafy: as a parent, there are many simple joys
Firey: MAPLE!
Maple: yeah?
Firey: like doing that and not responding
Leafy: they hate it
Maple: *internal suffering*
...
Expectations
Coiny: I'm an adult!
Coiny: I do grownup things!
Coiny: independence!
Reality
Coiny: *eating cereal* mommy, what are taxes?
...
Four: homework!
Pencil: 0_0 bathroom?
Pencil: *doing homework* AAAAAH!
Pencil: *walking back in* here it is!
Four: thank you
Liy: oh, aren't you handing back our tests today?
Four: 0_0 bathroom?
Four: *grading papers* AAAAH!
...
Snowball: who took my food? BLOCKY!
Snowball: that was me 10 minutes ago. I was mad, but friendship is more important
Snowball: *with axe* that was me 15 seconds ago, screw it *busts down door* BLOCKY!
...
Golf ball: it will print anything
Pen: anything?
Golf ball: anything
Pen: :o
Pen: *printing pizza* IM IN THE FUTURE!
...
Firey jr: *handing dora a note*
Four: hey! What is that? *takes note* "you have cooties"
Firey jr: it's a joke it's-
Four: I DO NOT! *runs out crying*
...
Firey: *to maple* now honey, your getting a little older your gonna have to act a little bit your age
Grassy: the ground is lava!
Firey: *on the playset with a bunch of kids* AAAH YOUR IN LAVA! HAHAHAHAHA-
