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Leafy: don't tell your mother!

Firey: kiss one another!

Leafy: D I E F O R E A C H O T H E R

Firey: *falls over*

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Firey jr: if I had a penny for every time I wasn't cool, I'd have no pennies.

Firey jr: *pulls out magic the gathering cards*

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Four: no one answering? I guess I have to call on someone.

Pencil: GET DOWN!

*everyone gets down except one*

Four: you!

Bracelety: 42?

Four: wrong! *zaps bracelety*

Pencil: THEY GOT BRACELETY!

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Tree: we have exactly 24 hours before the meteor collides with earth.

Pen: well that means we can do whatever we want.

Tree: your right. *picks up notebook* I've never read these poems to anyon-

Pen: *taking off his cap and noticed tree staring at him* oh.
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Fries: ok, remember what rue said.*whistles*

Puffball: *chicken noises while flying through the sky like a madman*

Fries: the fuc-
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Naily: *recording donut and gelitan through the window* 🎶 two bruhs chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cuz there not gay! 🎶

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X: there's a spider in the other room go kill it!

Four: ok.

Four: *wacks the spider with a broom and hundreds of baby spiders crawl out of the dead spider*

Four: *goes into space and explodes the earth* 🎶 hell naw to the naw naw naw 🎶

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