Maple

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Maple: hello half brothers!

Firey jr: *to grassy* omg they legitimately had a child

Grassy: hello, are you new here?

Maple: I was just born

Firey jr: wait, shouldn't you be a baby then?

Maple: when did objects ever have ages and could grow up?

Firey jr: ok guess that makes sense,

Grassy: grassy still doesn't get it

Robot flower: *appears out of nowhere* you see, when a man and a woman like each other a lot-

Blocky: *30 miles away* why do I have the sudden urge to fucking shoot robot flower

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