How bfb characters flirt

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Leafy: hello, would you want to go on a date with me?

Nickel: hey, I was just wondering if you want to- okay that's a dick ok sorry-

Snare drum: oh, I'm gonna take you to the rice fields tonight!

Bomby: oh, I'm gonna take you to the bomb shelter tonight!

Robot flower: oh, I'm gonna take you to the sweatshop tonight!

Onigiri: *Japanese*

Taco: oh, I'm gonna take you to the... desert

Snowball: well your not dead

Black hole: well at least your not a star this time

Firey: oh, I'm gonna take you to- okay your dead

Gelatin: *whispering* my assholes this big

Clock: I got an egg roll in ma pants

David: *dances to pesta pantai by tony q*

Tennis ball: look, I uh don't want to be too direct, but uh this calculator is going up your ass tonight

Ice cube: oh, I'm gonna take you- OH WHAT THE FU-

Two: oh, I'm gonna take you to the- okay, you have a gun I'm sorry-

Dora: hola, te gustaria... *speaks fast Spanish*

Tv: woah, woah, woah, woah, baby stop! Stop! It's not you... ITSA ME, MARIO

Puffball: GIMME DAT PUUUUUUUUSAY!

Four: how much for the girl? No- the twelve year old yeah!

Avocado: *screaming*

Fanny: nobody likes you guys

Bottle: OH SHIT- I didn't see you there you blended in with the fuckin white wall

Kitchen sink: pnxucnekdues TAKE A DUMP ON MY CHEST!

Remote: you want to get down from that fuckin tree?

Liy: you want to get down from that fuckin tree?

Pen: YOU WANT TO GET UP THIS FUCKING TREE AND FIGHT YOU FAGGOT!

Marker: i know, great place down the road it's got the finest dirt and rocks in town

X: I want you to kill me

(My first chapter with the tpot rc's took long enough)

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