Halloween vines

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Firey: *scaring coiny by pretending to be a ghost*

Coiny: *screams and runs off*

Coiny: *comes back with a chair and hits firey over the head*

Donut: alright guys before you can eat your candy you got to give me your bags so I can check them

Naily: oooh I have a snickers!

Gelatin: I got drugs

Donut: give those to me

Gelatin: helll no get yo own!

Grassy: trick or treat!

Bubble: aw, how cute, and you must be a scary zombie

Firey jr: I'm Ebola!

Bubble: ok...

Blocky: THERES SO MANY ZOMBIES!

Zombie SB: uuuuuuhh.....

Blocky: is that snowball?

Zombie SB: *stops walking*

Blocky: WHERES MY MONEY SNOWBALL-

Zombie SB: *turns around*

Four: next in the Halloween costume competition is gelatin, who has come dressed as his father. Here he is.

Gelatin: *doesn't exist*

Killer: are you home alone?

Eraser: no, my friend pen is over

Killer: what did I tell you about having people over?

Eraser: FRIES, STOP!

Fries: ok sorry eraser-

Zombie x: uuuuuuuuhhh...

Four: hey whatcha doin?

Zombie x: *confused gurgle*

Four: trying to get *thrusts* tonight?

Zombie x: aaaaawhatthefuckaaaaa-

Gelatin: *walks up to bomby in a dark alley* you got the stuff?

Bomby: *trades out lollipop for skittles*

Gelatin and bomby: *skipping up a hill while cheering*

Tree: oh a trick or treater!

Firey jr: trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me some- pussy to eat.

Tree: where the fuck is yo parents-

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