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Eraser: do you ever, like, wake up or-uh do something and your just like, what the he- fuck is going on?
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Stapy: *falls through roof*

Marker: hey stapy

Stapy: hey marker.......................that hurt
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Grassy: you know what? I think we're gonna be friends!

Grassy: *furiously playing kazoo*
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Four: *sliding down a handrail* your all going to hell! Goodbye!

X: *cracking up*
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Golf ball: blocky, go put those corn dogs back!

Blocky: *sliding across the floor* YOU CANT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!

The other better namers: *walking away quickly*
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Eraser: hey bro can I get a sip of that water?

Marker: it's not water

Eraser: vodka! I like your style-

Marker: it's vinegar

Eraser: what-

Marker: it's vinegar pussy-
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Lightning: 🎶do you want to dance with me?🎶

Snowball: go and fuck yourself

Lightning: 🎶why won't anyone dance with me?🎶

Snowball: cuz I want to fuck you

Lightning:
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Donut: WHAT DID YOU DO?

Gelitan: I, shaved my eyebrows!

Donut: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Gelitan: I don't know-
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Fries: hey marker, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Marker: I want to be president of the United States!

Fries: awwwww!

Marker: so I can make slavery legal again!

Fries: AAAAAWWWWW-
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Pencil: *quickly dispenses every drink into a cup*

Pencil: *takes a sip* fuck you
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Pen: *pours some life cereal into a bowl only for lemons to come out of the box*

Pen: well when life gives you lemons!

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