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Robot flower: grassy sit.

Grassy: *sits*

Robot flower: speak.

Grassy: FUCK!

Robot flower: good boy.
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Black hole: 🎶 the fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There's white shit everywhere!🎶
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Naily: 🎶 country boy, I love you! 😛🎶
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Bell: eraser! Is that a weed?

Eraser: no this is a crayon-

Bell: I'm calling the police! *dials 911 on a microwave*

911 what's your emergency?

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Four: there is only one thing worse than a rapist, *pulls away paper to reveal the word "child"* boom!

Donut: A CHILD.

Four: NO-
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Cake: how much money do you have?

Loser: 69 cents.

Cake: oh- you know what that means 😏

Loser: *on the verge of tears* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets!
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Eraser: *looking out the window* bell! Is that a police? I'm calling the weed! *dials 420 on a microwave*

420 what are you smoking?

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Blocky: *runs up to grassy*

Grassy: daddy?

Blocky: DO I LOOK LIKE-

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Clock: *skates* good evening
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Balloony: *holding a cross* the power of Christ compels you!

David: *screeching*

Balloony: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!

David: *demonic screeching*
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Liy: *dumping water on foldys face while she's sleeping*

Foldy: *gets up*

Liy: hello.
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Snowball: what the hell are you doin'?

Match: I am doing my eyebrows.

Snowball: that's a big ass mirror!

Match: I have big ass eyebrows!
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Saw and gaty: *kissing*

Lollipop: what the fuck? Is that allowed? What the fuck?

Gaty: stop.
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*someone runs up to grassy*

Grassy: daddy?

Tree: uh yeah.

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