Bfb 14 in a nutshell

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*original by studio c*

*the screen cut to x, leafy, ruby, coiny, cake, donut, eraser, and firey at a playground.

Ruby: let's play a new game.

Firey: how about the ground is lava?

Everyone: yeah!

*everyone climbs onto a hill except x who is still playing around*

Coiny: x!

X: what?

Coiny: the ground is lava!

X: I didn't know! *falls into lava while he screams*

Leafy: X!

Cake: already one man down! It's gonna be one of those days.

Eraser: pull yourself together leafy! Before more innocent lives are lost!

Coiny: we have to get to the other side, four is waiting to rescue us.

Coiny: *pushing ruby towards the monkey bars* but we have to help the women first.

Ruby: excuse me! Just because I'm a girl you can't think I can't do this my myself!

Ruby: *grabs onto monkey bars* AAAH! MY WEAK GIRL ARMS! *falls into lava*

Leafy: RUBY!

Coiny: this not the time to be a hero! *accidentally pushes donut in the lava*

Donut: aah aah! I'm hurt! I'm hurt!

Coiny: pause everyone!

Donut: I'm okay, I'm okay.

Coiny: unpause.

Donut: *screams as he melts in the lava*

Leafy: DONUT!

Coiny: aww people are dropping like flies! This is worse than the time we tried playing tag with the obese kids!

Eraser: what do we do now?

X: *coming out of the lava* can I just say that I think it's totally lame that you started playing before I was ready.

Cake: ugh! X go away!  You already fell in the lava! And your hair looks like boogers!

X: TOO MEAN! *falls back in lava*

Leafy: X!

Coiny: he was already gone leafy!

Leafy: I KNOW BUT I FORGOT!

Cake: okay, do we really need to bring leafy with us? I mean, im kinda getting sick of her emotions.

Eraser: yeah I agree, throw her in.

Leafy: WHAT NO!

Coiny: *picks up leafy* I'm sorry leafy but the people have spoken! *throws leafy into lava*

Leafy: LEAFY!

Coiny: did she just scream her own name?

Eraser: what have we done? We're monsters!

Leafy: WHY! *makes dying sounds*

Coiny: I hate when leafy dies in this game she's so committed.

Leafy: MY LEGS ARE SLOWLY MELTING INTO OBLIVION!

Firey: my love!

Everyone: *gasps*

Firey: oh grow up people were 10 years old now! I want our lips to touch like in the movies!

Cake: what am I hearing right now?

Firey: my love! *jumps into lava*

Eraser: firey you fool! Childhood romances never last!

Firey: you don't know anything eraser, we're gonna get married someday! *kisses leafy as both of them sink in the lava*

Everyone: AAAAAAW!

Coiny: I would rather watch leafy die again than see that!

Cake: *grabs onto monkey bars with his foot* this is it! Every man for themselves!

Coiny: cake we have to stay together!

X: *comes out of the lava with a puddle of it on his head and grabs cakes free leg while everyone screams* OUT OF THE GAME AM I? WELL NOW IM THE LAVA MONSTER!

Eraser: *climbs onto monkey bars* I'm coming!

X: YOU WILL JOIN ME IN THE FLAMES CAKE!

Firey: *comes out of the lava* CAKE! EAT THESE FRUIT SNACKS! THEY'LL MAKE YOU STRONG! *throws fruit snacks at cake unintentionally hitting him in the face*

Cake: OW!

Eraser: NO! IM TOO TALL! MY FEET *lifts up feet to reveal there on fire while everyone screams*

Eraser: TELL MY STORY! *sacrifices himself to push x back into the lava*

Coiny: eraser!

Four: okay contestants And x. Time for the next contest! *the lava disappearing as four walks in and he recovers everyone*

Cake: four I think we need to be xqz'd from the challenge.

Four: are you okay?

Coiny: I'm not sure. We've seen things today we cannot unsee.

*everyone walks off*

Four: firey stop making out with leafy!

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