Splatoon One-shots/ Scenarios

Pick up lines

Oh boy.

This is gonna be trash, cause I can't flirt.
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Callie
• "Are you a camera, cause I smile everytime I see you."

• "What has two thumbs and loves you, Me!!"

Marie:
• "Are you lost, cause Heaven's a long way away."

• "Are you a magician? Cause when I first saw you, everyone else disappeared."

Pearl:
• "I love you more than mayo."

• "Even though I'm the princess, your somehow a prince."

Marina:
• "Let's make some beats together."

• "Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?"

Goggles:
• "I don't want to lose you, like my clothes."
(That's like the smoothest thing I've ever written.)

• "I really like pickled plums...but I think I love you more."

Rider:
• "Can I get a picture, I want to prove to my team that angels do exist."
(Thanks Google.)

• "You make me laugh even when I don't want to smile."

Army:
• "I always keep the most important things in my manual, that's why I put your name first."

• "Curry is an important part of my life, but not as important as you."

Aloha:
• "Are you the sun? Cause you light up my life."

• "Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams."

Mask:
• "Videoooo gamessss areee a lot moreee funnnn whennn you have a playerrr twooooo, willlll you be mineeee?"

• "I knoww it'sss sappppyy buttttt...
Plumbers are red, hedgehogs are blue. Press start to begin, and be my player two."

Skull:
• "You're much sweeter than candy."

• "You're so sweet, I may get a cavity from looking at you."
(I stole this one.)

Gloves:
• "You're so beautiful you made me forget my line."

• "I thought happiness starts with H, so why does mine start with U?"

• "I think I found my other pair to my dualies."

Emperor:
• "You may not think that high of yourself, but you're My Queen."

• "A Empress like you deserves to be swept off her feet."

Prince:
• "Would you mind being my princess?"

• "I want to be with you forever, no matter what you are."

Vintage:
• "I may be a higher rank than you...but I think I can make an exception."

• "I hope you know I wasn't referring to you when I called everyone else trash."
(How to be smooth, featuring Ella trying to write pickup lines.)

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Wow this was okay I guess.
I just went on Google and looked up pick up lines so...they may be partial trash.