Stuff Peri would say

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Nothing romantic..just randomness.
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"Optimism is a gift, but apparently Mask thinks it's a curse."

"I will ship you, and there's nothing you can do about it."

"I can snipe you ruthlessly, but I choose to do it with a smile."

"This is great" *losing a game, horribly*

"Misty get your butt over there and talk to that boi."

"Sky told me to stop smiling so much around her...
I have made it my goal to smile 10x more around both her, and Mask."

"It's dark white guys." *About Berry's cardigan, that's grey.*

"It's half full...but you snooze ya lose." *Proceededs to drink the water*

"Personally I feel attacked that you would be so negative."

"Everyone always asks me what it's like being tall, I say, I've hit the top of doorways more that I can count."

"If you say another word about Milly, I will make sure the last thing you see is this smile."

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