"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it."
"If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do."
[Timothy Drake]
[Started: 02/20/2020]
[Completed: 03...
J: I know. If it hadn't been for Timmy we would have gotten killed by Damian for forgetting his birthday.
J: and more so his eighteenth birthday, the kid had been raving on for weeks about how he would finally cross the threshold of adolescence.
J: and still we forgot... Such a shame.
R: right... Next time I'm going to ask Cyborg to get me a watch with a digital calendar on it.
J: or you could just check your phone, idiot! In case you don't know, smartphones come with a reminder feature. All you have to do is set some reminders for birthdays and other events.
J: or I bet you will even forget to turn up at the Fall Gala.
R: hey! I will not forget the Fall Gala!
J: we will see, Dickybird, you always forget in the end.
R: no I don't.
***
R: how did you remember about Timmy's birthday though?
J: Damian told me.
R: I swear both Dami and Tim secretly care for each other but pretend not to in front of us.
J: of course they do. They are brothers after all.
***
J: why are you walking around the house like a hyperactive zombie?
R: hyperactive zombie? What kind of an insult is that?
J: I just want to know what the fuck is wrong with you now. That was no insult, just a metaphor.
R: so I can't decide what gift to get Tim this year... I would have gotten him a coffee maker but me and Babs already got it last week.
J: no I am not going to give you any ideas.
R: why?
J: because I don't have any myself.
R: screw it, I'll ask Babs. You go ask someone else.
J: who said I was going to ask someone? I will know exactly what to give to him when the time comes.
R: yeah right...
J: okay, Grayson, don't you fucking dare.
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R: last year you gave him a USB because you had forgotten to buy his present and that was the only thing you had which you hadn't used yet so it was still in its original packaging.
