"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it."
"If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do."
[Timothy Drake]
[Started: 02/20/2020]
[Completed: 03...
T: I had to go to the airport to see off some customers. If her flight time is soon, I'll wait here.
I: yeah, she'll take half an hour though. But I was going to pick her up.
T: it's okay, I'll do it instead. I know you were ditching a meeting because of that.
I: thank you, Tim. You're the best 💕
***
I: so are you like a lady charmer or something?
T: excuse me?
T: is this really you?
I: yes... I can't believe there was a time when you sucked at being charismatic.
T: and pray do tell what made you change your opinion?
I: my aunt has become really fond of you. Like really really fond of you. And that's a rarity because as far as I know, Luthors don't get attached easily.
T: your aunt is seriously not like how people imagine the term Luthor. She's really sweet herself.
I: by that do you mean to say I fit the term Luthor to some extent?
T: I mean... You can be intimidating to a high extent of manipulation so... Yeah, to some extent, you do fit the term.
I: and I'll just put this down as a compliment.
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T: of course it was a compliment, darling.
***
I: what are you so pleased about today?
T: I finally figured out something.
I: what?
T: this is what you're like when you get drunk.
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