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[ Gotham's Lovebirds ]
Steph: guess what day it is today?
Barbara: the wedding day.
Selina: and Merry Christmas guys.
Barbara: and that reminds me we were supposed to have a Christmas tree set up at the venue too.
Jason: and specifically the one which me and my love selected this morning.
Barbara: yeah, that one. Anyone checked up on that?
Richard: I did. It's being set up right now.
Steph: great.
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Jon: has anyone seen Dami around?
Cassie: not yet thankfully.
Jon: Damian, where are you? I can't find my tuxedo.
Damian: I'm not your wife, Jon, and I hadn't packed your bags. So how would I know where your tuxedo is?
Jon: but where are you?
Damian: away from all hazards.
Richard: he went off to Titan Tower.
Jon: Dami, this is betrayal!
Damian: shut up Grayson.
Damian: and you too, Jonathan.
Damian: I'll be back by evening so ask someone else to baby you in the meanwhile.
Jon: hey!
Damian: besides all this celebration is really pointless. An absolute waste of time and money. With all the expenses you have spent on this day, you could have contributed to Father's charity funds and that would have been way more productive than joining the hands of two convicted felons and tarnishing the purity of the bond called marriage.
Steph: ...
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Fanfic"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...