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[ Gotham's Freak Club ]
The Walking Dead: presenting you the Birthday Boy!
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The Walking Dead: his face was worth seeing after he walked in to his surprise party.
The Walking Dead: and guess who gifted him with this cute little bow tie?
The Walking Dead: yours truly, Jason Peter Todd!
Timmy's Girlfriend: and I didn't even know it was his birthday today... That's so unfair.
Flying Grayson: we wanted to invite you but we didn't know how to get the message over to you without Timmy getting suspicious.
Timmy's Girlfriend: Jason, why do you look wasted?
The Walking Dead: I suppose you meant "Jason, why do you look so drop dead gorgeous?"
Flying Grayson: that's because he is wasted. He had downed two bottles even before the party started.
Timmy's Girlfriend: holy shit, you drunkard!
The Walking Dead: its a good thing I didn't invite you then.
The Walking Dead: besides, you would have a lot of objections in turning up to the party like a normal human being so it was better to rule you out.
Timmy's Girlfriend: you do have a point though. It's okay, I'm not angry at you guys for leaving me out.
The Walking Dead: that's good to know.
Timmy's Girlfriend: if you're wasted, how are you still typing?
The Walking Dead: practice makes perfect, sweetheart. Too much practice...
Timmy's Girlfriend: but where is Timmy though?
Flying Grayson: his face is stuffed with cake and Steph and Babs are having a cake fight.
Timmy's Girlfriend: and where's Damian?
The Walking Dead: he's avoiding all the chaos by hiding under his bed.
Timmy Toes: thank you so much guys. You really have me a huge surprise.
Timmy's Girlfriend: Happy Birthday!
Timmy Toes: thanks, Ren. I'm sorry, I know these idiots didn't invite you.
Timmy's Girlfriend: such a shame.
The Walking Dead: we gave you gifts and you're calling us idiots, you ungrateful little bitch!
Flying Grayson: would you stop quarreling like preschoolers?
Flying Grayson: oh dear...
Timmy's Girlfriend: what happened?
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Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔
Fanfiction"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...
