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[ J <•> H ]
J: let's get married.
H: why? A few days ago you were bickering on how we're still a married couple.
J: I meant for real this time.
H: so you mean to say that whatever we have had between us wasn't real, you bitch! Wait till I get my hands on you. Or better still I'll plunge my arrow into your heart.
H: for REAL this time.
J: hey, you don't really mean it darling...
J: Helena?
H: you have one text to clear yourself up or else I would definitely do what I threatened you with just about now.
J: I meant let's get officially married, like with a priest and a whole ceremony.
H: you sure?
J: one hundred percent.
H: think again, Jay. Last time we gave it a try you got so freaked out while proposing that the ring fell into a sewer.
J: remind me again where I was proposing you?
H: Crime Alley.
J: how romantic.
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Drunk Texting | T. Drake ✔
Fanfic"If you don't go to sleep right now, I'll borrow Harley's hammer and knock you out with it." "If that means I'll get to see you before I slip into the abyss of eternal darkness, then please do." [Timothy Drake] [Started: 02/20/2020] [Completed: 03...