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[ Gotham's Freak Club ]

Naturally Blonde: for those who couldn't accompany us to the airport today, here's a picture of Jay and Helena just before their flight.

Timmy's Girlfriend: then I guess it's safe to assume the two didn't miss this once

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Timmy's Girlfriend: then I guess it's safe to assume the two didn't miss this once.

Killer Shortcake: oh yes. We made sure of that.

The Walking Dead: is my car still intact, Cass?

Killer Shortcake: of course. I've passed my driving tests and also have a license now. Rest assured.

Naturally Blonde: we parked it in the garage too.

The Walking Dead: thank you.

The Walking Dead: now don't you dare touch it until I get back.

Killer Shortcake: too bad, we're going out for a drive right now.

The Walking Dead: nooooooooo

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The Walking Dead: nooooooooo.

Flying Grayson: relax, Jay, they're not going out for a drive.

Flying Grayson: and by the way, haven't you guys boarded yet?

The Walking Dead: just did. About five minutes until we take off.

Flying Grayson: then shut off your phone, you idiot, before the flight attendant confiscates it.

The Walking Dead: sure thing bro.

The Walking Dead: see you not anytime soon.

Naturally Blonde: trust me, that's a relief.

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Timmy Toes: I appreciate it that you're getting better at photography, Cass, but do you seriously have to turn up with a camera everywhere we go?

Timmy Toes: it gives me the press feels and trust me that's not a good feeling.

Killer Shortcake: no comments.

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