Coventry: Hi! Alena here! Me and my brother Charlie are having an experiment-we've never seen big sister Sally mad! We want to see what happens.
Charleston: Yup! I'm Charlie by the way.
Lucy: Oh god... You two are so stupid. *unheard*
RI: *eating her lunch being her nice normal self*
Coventry: *pokes repeatedly* Poke Poke Poke Poke
RI: Alena, please stop.
Lucy: Someone is going to get shot.
RI: Lucy, please don't shoot anyone.
Newport: Yo.... Sally.... Sally.... Sally.... I wanna car.
Lucy: Me too! I'm freaking old enough.
RI: No cars. Wait till Christmas.
Johnston: If Lucy gets a gun I want a gun. Get me a guuuuun Sally.
RI: No gun, John. Heaven knows you will kill someone.
Coventry: I wanna pet turtle! Please please please!
RI: NO TURTLE!
Charleston: I wanna turtle too!
RI: THATS IT. *has evil blue aura* OUT. BOTHER MY SISTER. NOBODY GETS ANYTHING UNTIL CHRISTMAS. *has gun* OUT. I WILL SERIOUSLY SHOOT ONE OF YOU.
Everyone Else: RUN
Charleston and Coventry: Ok... Well, we now noticed that she gets really scary. Not doing that again...
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Rhode Island's Screwed Up Life
RandomRI: *waves* Hi? Admin is mean and thinks my family is funny... So she's putting it up for the world to see. I hate the Admin sometimes.
