RI: Will someone explain the salamander in the ranch dressing? Because I am trying to feed you. With food. And someone put a salamander in the ranch dressing.
Charleston: Hey, for once it wasn't me or Alena! I swear, I don't even have a salamander! But... Kudos to whoever did it.
Coventry: I agree! Kudos. Kudos to you.
Providence: I don't think so... I'm way more original than that. I AM the creative capital, after all. *crosses arms*
Newport: Salamanders are freakin weird. Not touching that ranch dressing.
RI: Anyone else?
Johnston: *slowly raises hand* It was me!
RI: You're grounded. And also, you're in charge of getting that thing out of the salad.
Johnston: AWW BUT-
RI: Naw. Go upstairs or I'll sic Lucy on you.
Providence: GLADLY. CAN I KILL HIM
Admin: Wow. That's... Nice.
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RandomRI: *waves* Hi? Admin is mean and thinks my family is funny... So she's putting it up for the world to see. I hate the Admin sometimes.
