Coventry: I'm gonna make dinner!
RI: Are you sur-
Coventry: Sure I'm sure!
Providence: Good luck, Alena.
Coventry: *drops pan* *burns hand on stove* *spills coffee milk* *trips on pan* *falls over* Oops? .....Maybe you should cook.
North Providence: I'll cook! *is unable to reach anything*
Providence: Why don't we jus-
N/S Greenwich: WE'LL COOK! *keep bumping into each other* *tripping each other* *failing* Oops....
Newport: Ok, ok. All of you out. *cleans kitchen* *leaves*
Providence: *makes best coffee milk ever*
RI: *makes awesome Italian food* Ok. Dinner is ready. Hopefully everyone learned why only Lucy and I are allowed to cook. *eats food*
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Rhode Island's Screwed Up Life
RandomRI: *waves* Hi? Admin is mean and thinks my family is funny... So she's putting it up for the world to see. I hate the Admin sometimes.
