Woonsocket: Throw me down the stairs my shoes, please.
Providence: Oh. My. God. STAHP. The accent. I swear it's fake.
Woonsocket: FRENCH-FREAKIN-CANADIAN. DONT EVEN. I MISTRANSLATED AND NOW ITS A HABIT.
Providence: Well don't! Seriously, idiot. Side by side.
Woonsocket: I CANT!
RI: Providence, don't judge. You have that whole 'idear' thing. And Woonsocket, learn proper English please. Thank you. Now I think I have to go Christmas shopping. *walks out*
Providence and Woonsocket: *fighting again*
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Rhode Island's Screwed Up Life
RandomRI: *waves* Hi? Admin is mean and thinks my family is funny... So she's putting it up for the world to see. I hate the Admin sometimes.