Woonsocket's Accent

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Woonsocket: Throw me down the stairs my shoes, please.

Providence: Oh. My. God. STAHP. The accent. I swear it's fake.

Woonsocket: FRENCH-FREAKIN-CANADIAN. DONT EVEN. I MISTRANSLATED AND NOW ITS A HABIT.

Providence: Well don't! Seriously, idiot. Side by side.

Woonsocket: I CANT!

RI: Providence, don't judge. You have that whole 'idear' thing. And Woonsocket, learn proper English please. Thank you. Now I think I have to go Christmas shopping. *walks out*

Providence and Woonsocket: *fighting again*

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