Why Providence Hates People

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Providence: No, I am not naturally mean. But seriously, this type of stuff happens all the time. I go- "I live in Providence."

Random Stranger: Providence! That's in New York, right?

Providence: No you fool.

Random Stranger: Oh yeah! It's on an island, right?

Providence: NO YOU FOOL. PROVIDENCE IS THE CAPITAL OF RHODE ISLAND. SMALLEST STATE, YEAH. NOT A SECTION OF NEW YORK. NOT RELATED TO NEW YORK. NOT IN MASSACHUSETTS EITHER. IT'S A CITY. WITHIN A STATE. NOT AN ISLAND EITHER. *clears throat* Thank you.

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