No. Really. It's A State.

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Some Bigger State: So you're Sally, right? What state are you again?

RI: I'm Rhode Island...

SBS: Isn't that a city? In like, New York or Massachusetts?

RI: No... We're a state....

SBS: I thought you were a principality.

RI: .... I'm a state.

SBS: You're too small to be a state, shortie.

RI: I'm a state!

SBS: But you're so small!

RI: I AM A STATE. ALSO THE FIRST FRICKING ONE TO BE INDEPENDENT. OKAY?! SO STOP BRAGGING.

SBS: Oh. Ok.

RI: *sigh*

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