Providence: *is walking with adorable toddler*
North Providence: *is tiny toddler*
RI: Lucy. Please explain the small boy with you who actually looks exactly like you.
Providence: This is North Providence. He's adorable, huh?
North Providence: *waves*
Providence: Oh, and he's our tiniest city. You're welcome. *walks away*
RI: ..... CRAP.
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Rhode Island's Screwed Up Life
RandomRI: *waves* Hi? Admin is mean and thinks my family is funny... So she's putting it up for the world to see. I hate the Admin sometimes.