North Providence: Basically, Providence's Kid

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Providence: *is walking with adorable toddler*

North Providence: *is tiny toddler*

RI: Lucy. Please explain the small boy with you who actually looks exactly like you.

Providence: This is North Providence. He's adorable, huh?

North Providence: *waves*

Providence: Oh, and he's our tiniest city. You're welcome. *walks away*

RI: ..... CRAP.

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