I'm sorry. It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys. Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me. I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV? Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore! Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think that we'll just sit down and take it like good little boys! That we wont werewolf and go wild! You're awful, Murray. Playing my video. Inviting me on this show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them. How about another joke, Murray? What do you get... when you cross... a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?! I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve! Goodnight. And always remember, that's...
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