Lovestrike: "A Yandere Azur Lane Fanfiction Parody"

Prologue

If it wasn't for the decision I made, Enterprise or any of this would have happened. Now I have to improve my new relationships I have with these shipgirls. I wonder if these new relations will affect my social links...

I slowly opened my eyes after what the hell I've been though. I realize I was in a room.

Minato: Is this hell?

Atago: Ara ara~ this is your place.

Minato: Im guess my S.E.E.S members aren't here...  anyway, what happened?

Atago: You got married.

Minato: Damn I forgot about that and the compromise...

I looked at my right hand, the wedding ring was on my ring finger. Belfast must've put it on me.

Minato: I think I'll just go back to sleep actually...

Atago: Oh commander... come here darling~ I just want to eat you up~

Minato: Then do it...

I was tired that I didn't feel like overpowering her so I just let it happen.

Atago: I love you commander~

Minato: I love me too.

Surprisingly she seemed rather happy about my response.

Atago: Ara~ Let's go downstairs.

Minato: Wait, where are my things.

Atago: Oh you're sword, pocket knife, and gun?

Minato: Yes.

Atago: Oh I cleaned them but I won't give them back yet~

Minato: You shipgirl...

Atago and I got off the bed and headed downstairs.

Girls: Commander!

I didn't realize all the girls I met were here, besides the ones I killed of course.

Minato: Uh... yes.

Kaga: I hope you're feeling great.

Minato: Mmm... sure.

Rodney, Shoukaku, and Akagi are just staring at me.

Minato: Sooo... what happened again?

Prince of Wales: You got married to all of us.

Minato: Wow logic.

It was one wedding ring and I somehow oathed these shipgirls... I wished the S.E.E.S could make it in time. I don't even think I have communication to Fuuka either.

Minato: Where's Jintsuu?

Akagi: Jintsuu? Commander, you're so worried about her lately.

Minato: I just want to know where she is bruv.

Warspite. She's with me.

I saw Jintsuu ties up once again, this time I don't have my pocket knife to free her.

Warspite: After we got married, I decided to go catch Jintsuu. Is she a pest to you, commander? If so... I can do it right here...

Minato: She's not. Don't even think about it either, just let her go.

Warspite: I refuse.

Minato: Okay, I guess I won't let you kiss me then. If you let her go I'll think about it but, I guess not. It's fine.

Warspite: Grr... o-ok...! Fine...~

She untied Jintsuu. Jintsuu came rushing towards me in a hurry.

Minato: Did... did you catch Enterprise?

Jintsuu *sign* No, she got away.

I slammed my hands on the table.

Minato: Dammit...

Atago: It's okay commander I'm here for you.

After Enterprise snapped, I wanted to fight her so no more people can call her the "Lucky E"... if it wasn't for me being out numbered. I can imagine her holding a kitchen knife and coming after me though...

Minato: Where... is she?

Jintsuu: Back at the port.

I went down on the floor and I slammed my hands on the floor.

Atago: Ara~ What does this mean?

Prince of Wales put her arm around my back to comfort me.

Duke of York: Tell us Jintsuu-chan.

Jintsuu: She's bringing her friends and they're after you, Minato.

Prince of Wales: Commander no!

I laid on the floor with my head down. I then lifted my face.

Minato: Seriously... more yanderes...?

Now, my only objective is that I really want is Enterprise dead. Dead by my own hands for betraying me... but I should really get weapons first.

Kaga: Commander, don't worry about them. We'll protect you.

Hiryuu: I won't let you down, commander.

Minato: I know how to fight...

Jintsuu: I don't know if they're worse than the Sakura Empire or Royal Navy.

Prince of Wales: They shouldn't bite, would they?

Minato: I don't know, maybe?

Belfast: Oh dear, I won't let them take you away, master.

Akagi: Akagi loves you so much~

Minato: *sign* *mumbles* I love you too...?

I wasn't to sure about loving them or not. However, I have new "allies" and I need to keep my motivation to command them.

Minato: I'll be prepared for the Eagle Union...

Jintsuu: Let's do this, Minato.

Minato: Enterprise, CV-6, "Lucky E", Enty... I'm coming for you... and seeking blood. Your blood.

Jintsuu and I headed back to Azur Lane to get ready for Enterprise and her friends. The oathed girls followed Jintsuu and I back as well. Here we go again.