The Adventures of Crush Girls

Entry Two ~Amy

October 31, 2012

Hey, hey, it's Amy!

Hurricane Sandy is really something, eh? i don't know why I just said eh, I'm not Canadian...

OH MY GOD- Vicky just informed me that this website is Canadian...

I love Canadians! Seriously, maple syrup. Hockey is my favorite sport. I love seeing guys fight one another.

... OK, that's just weird...

I think you all should know a few things about myself!

Well, my name is Amy (You all could've guessed that) I love to sing. Singing is my PASSION! not dancing, though. I'm a terrible dancer. I like to write as well. My dad was a writer when he was younger, so I guess it makes sense that I like to. I am a big fan of One Direction, and I'm the reason Vicky even knows about those boys... >:D

I don't know what to talk about now... GORILLA-

Right... Um, Vicky thinks I should talk about my feelings...

I think she should shut the hell up. 

I really like anti jokes. They're funny, but sometimes kind of cruel. 

Examples of non-cruel:

-What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

-Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

OK, I'm sorry to all people who don't have arms or know people without arms. I didn't write the jokes, I only quoted them.

.... With the way these two entries are going, this account will never be popular.

MMMMMM! I love GOLDFISH! They are so tasty and fish-like! But they don't smell like fish...

OH! If any of you guys have any questions for Vicky or me, just comment them or message us it. You can ask to be annoymous if you want, too. 

Maybe I should have an advice coloum on my entries- YOU CANNOT STEAL THAT, VICKY!

....

No. No, you can't. It was my idea.

QUESTION OF THE ENTRY!

Who's hotter: George Shelley or Harry Styles?

Vicky says Harry. I have no idea. Probably Harry, but George is ADORBALE! Harry has a handsome yet silly look, and George has a cute yet mature look. I don't know. What's your opinion and reason? Best one will make it on my next entry! Not like it's an honor. We don't have any fans yet!

Still kinda cool...

.... We are siamease if you- I DON'T CARE THAT I SPELLED SIAMEASE WRONG, VICKY- please! We are siamease if you don't please!

I saw Lady and the Tramp for the first time a couple weeks ago... Pathetic? Go away...

A little while ago, my "friend" and I were talking about who had more boyfriend experience (Not Vicky). Then she said, and I quote, "At least my boyfriend stayed with me after eight days."

I got really mad at her and now I hate her. That's not the worst she's said since she's started this. Do you guys think I overreacted? Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. Thing is, this isn't the first time she's been a real jerk to me.

What do you all think? Is it cool for a friend to say something like that?

OK, seriously? I went on my computer today and Oovoo popped up and said that someone was calling me. I didn't accept it, then it opened up. This girl was on screen and she started talking. Before I knew it she had turned gray, I knew something bad was going to happen, so I looked away. All I could hear was glass breaking and creepy sounds. I was kinda pissed off. I have a fear of zombies and ghosts, so to me, that was freaky. I got pissed so I deleted Oovoo. 

If I ever see that chick from the scare video thing, I am going to kick her a**...

Well, on that happy note, I think I'm going to finish up on my latest entry. I hope you all like it. If you did, fan, vote, add, whatever you like! All appreciated. 

The next entry is going to be Vicky. Then we're just going to keep alternating. 

Thanks!

Peace out!

-Amy