Miraculous Salt

Karma Has Come To Collect Your Debt, Lila Rossi

ML Salt Prompt

This just whacked me in the head out of nowhere, but imagine this:

The miraculous of karma...... (cough Lila cough) (cough entire class cough)

Info: https://www.universeofsymbolism.com/badger-symbolism.html

https://www.indifferentlanguages.com/words/badger

Answer

That was it Sabine was done, she had heard enough of this Lila Rossi tormenting her daughter's life and relationships when she is putting her life on the line for Paris daily.

Thankfully her daughter had introduced them to the Kwamis and they were on good terms with them due to feeding and looking after them like they were family and with their help, both parents started to find more Kwamis. Quite a few of them have survived the fall of the order and their box full of the miraculous jewellery was being sold at an old vintage fair so as soon as Wayzz spotted it while going out with Sabine, they bought the box of miraculous as quickly as they could.

One of those Kwamis happen to be the Badger Kwamis and Das was quite passions about the truth and love to deal karma to those who wrong others through lies so he was quick to agree with Sabine plan. Well, to be fair it was not much of a plan but more of a quick solution.

Lila's mother had a habit of visiting the bakery early in the morning but left to quickly for Sabine to talk to her. So when the women got her daily caffeine and pastry fix at the bakery, Das slip into the women's purse and waited out of sight until the day was done and the Rossi family had gone to bed for his chance to dish out some Karma. He flew into Lila's room and while she was sleeping used his abilities to give the perfect punishment.

The next day Lila could speak nothing but the truth and when she noticed, she couldn't even get out of school because she couldn't lie to her mother about being sick so was stuck going to school. It wasn't until geography when her lie about going to Achu and visiting Prince Ali's Place that the spell went into full effect. She wanted to say that it was a gorgeous place and that she helped with a tone of environmental but insted she said 'I never been to that rotten kingdom, I just said that because you were friends with the prince so you were more likely to give me more attention'. Lila quickly slapped her hand across her mouth but it was too late.

Marinette had caught on to what might be happening thanks to Tiki and her experience with Das punishments. "So, Lila what about you saving Jagged Stone's kitten?" asked Marinette in a sickly sweet voice, "Kitten, ha, everyone know he had a crocodile but you were all too stupid to remember that" she replied instantly again covering her mouth moments after. This when Adrien caught on thanks to Plagg, "What about Marinette's theft of your family heirloom?" asked Adrien in the same sickly sweet tone.

That when it snowballs into chaos with Lila admitting to her plan to expel Marinette as she was the one to only see through her lies and due to the school's incompetent when it came to fact-checking, it was easy as pie. Sure enough more of the class caught on to what was happening with Lila and more questions about her lies were brought up. The day ended with Lila and her mother brought into the headmaster's office for a meeting about the many lies the girl had told.

That was when Ladybug had knocked on the window, "Hello headmaster, it seems a few students were concerned that Lila might be under the spell of an Akuma due her sudden inability to tell lies" she said, "and is she?" question Miss Rossi already angry due to her daughter many lies and didn't want to worry about an Akuma attack when dealing with this situation her daughter had put her in. "No, it appears one of the Kwamis from the miraculous decided to enact some karma as they are not a fan of lies that Lila Rossi has been telling" spoked Ladybug, "but I would like to inform you that this will only last until midnight so there is no need to panic as I do not want to deal with another one of your Akuma forms Lila".

"Her Akuma forms?" asked Miss Rossi surprised,

"yes twice as Volpina and Chameleon" replied Ladybug,

"You never told me about those but that's not surprising after finding out you claimed to be Ladybug's best friend then tell me that she and Chat Noir are incompetent" stated Miss Rossi while sternly glaring at Lila,

"I can assure I'm not her best friend and that I and my partner do everything we can to help the citizens of Paris" and with that Ladybug was gone.

When Marinette had come home, she gave a stern talking to Das for doing something like that without her knowledge along with thanking her mother and him for what they did because it now gave her fewer things to stress about since her class were now trusting her again.

Author's Note

I was asked to do this by so-freaking-done-with-people on Tumblr.

Also if you like my salt oneshots check out my other oneshot on my profile called 'This Is Not A Game' as it deals with the salt of Alya and other people like her not getting out of the way during an Akuma attack because they want a good scoop and don't see that they are in danger.