Hello this one-shot was requested by @Yua-Chan_Clown
I love this idea so please enjoy this as much as I did making it! ^^
Also, this includes one of my OC's as the kidnapped so just play along with it.
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Narrator's POV
There the H/C hair colored girl sat tied up in ropes.
She had recently been kidnapped by the school's 8th mystery.
"And then I asked him why did you eat my sock? And oh my gosh you would not believe what he said!!!-"
"Can you please just shut up?!? Hanako's taking longer than I hoped for..." The school's 8th mystery said turning around and then back to where she originally looking.
Y/N stopped talking for a little while but started talking again.
"Ah!!! Can I tell you one joke?!? I promise I'll shut up after this!!!!" Y/N pleaded squealing her legs that were tied to the chair.
"Ugh!! FINE!" The black-haired girl looked back over to Y/N and sat on a desk.
"YAY!!! What's the best way to be on TV?" Y/N asked wiggling her eyebrows.
"What?" Aki the school's 8th mystery asked obviously annoyed.
"You sit on it!!!" She said wheezing a little.
Aki rolled her eyes and hopped off the desk to go over and check her security cameras.
The room Y/N was in had Security TV cameras everywhere!!!!
Aki was known as mystery number 8, The stalker.
She absolutely hated the name the students rumored about but just kept it in.
"Wow, do you do this every day?"
"I thought you were going to shut up finally?!?" Aki screamed at her.
"NOPE!!!" Y/N said innocently tilting her head.
"So,....... do you have a crush on Hanako or something?" Y/N asked out of the blue.
"WHAT?!? I- WHAT? Absolutely not!!!! He just owes me stuff!!!" She screamed out.
"Yeah sure~! I'm sure he owes you many things like a fancy candlelit picnic~!" Y/N teased.
"UGH!!! Why are you so annoying?!?"
"Because I'm feeling crispy today."
"What?"
"Oh, you don't know what it means to feel crispy? I thought old geezers like you used to say that quite often." Y/N said looking off to the side to only see Hanako's eyes.
She knew that if she had made Aki not focus on the cameras that Hanako could make it there easily.
"What?!? I'm not that old goodness!!! I died 6 years ago not 50 years ago!!!" Aki pouted. She was very much offended by your little comment.
"Oops sorry!! Hmmm, you know what can cheer you up?" Y/N said grinning ear to ear.
"What?"
"A joke! So did you hear about the kidnapping today at school?"
"Hmm no... did they die or something?"
"Nope! But don't she's fine now because she woke up!!!!"
Aki let out a small chuckle before being pounced on by Hanako.
Hanako sat on her while untying you and then he used those ropes to tie Aki up.
"How bold of you to think that you can steal my assistant mystery number 8~" Hanako teased wrapping her to the chair this time.
"You'll pay for this Hanako!!!" Aki hissed.
"No more like you'll be paying for this!" Y/N butted in.
"But I must ask, have you ever heard about the restaurant called Karma? The only thing I like about it is that there's no menu so you get what you deserve!!!" Y/N cheered winking at Hanako making him laugh a little.
"Well sorry to ruin this very 'punny' moment but we probably should stop this stalker once and for all!!!" Hanako joked.
"Ugh!!! I hate my existence!!" Aki grumbled.
And what do you know the next minute Hanako made Aki stop by threatening her with his knife.
"Well thanks for saving me Hanako-Kun!!!" she said while wrapping an arm around his figure.
"No thank you Y/N!! If it wasn't for your jokes I probably wouldn't be able to do that!!" He said laughing a little.
The two of you went back to the restroom and joked with each other until you had to leave.
"BYE HANAKO-KUN!!!" Y/N yelled waving her arm and hand.
"Bye Y/N!! See you tomorrow!!!" He yelled back.
On the way walking back to Y/N's house she just laughed think about the situation she had just came from.
"Humor really is the key for everything!!" She told herself.
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Hello, everyone, I know this probably was kinda annoying because this author honestly isn't that funny until it gets to dad jokes^^
But I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter!!!!
That's all I have to mention for now!!
Thank you,
- The author!!
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