Sassy Bird (Ravel X Reader)

Ch 30 - Ploosh

The title ain't nasty.

Lea is hitting on you.

Enjoy.

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"Well what? Don't you want it? I dressed like this for you. You're cute." Lea cooed while playing with your hair.

"I'm sorry but I can't. Look Lea, you're pretty. Glamorous, beautiful, and just overall a bombshell. Listen, you're getting paid handsomely one someone's tab no matter what. Want to grab some food and a drink and just relax for the night? The guy paying the tab is the gazillionaire over there grabbing the bodyshots and such. What do you think?"

"Double?" She smirked.

"Sure. I'm not paying for it."

"Oh you're good. I was going to grab your lap but this seat here is comfy as-is." She finally took her right seat. Between you and Ruval. You are thrilled she is out of your lap. "So there boy, what's it like with this girlfriend of yours? You been going out long?" Lea wanted to just start this out smooth. With her being paid is she going to lighten up or still go with the aggressive behavior?

"A few months."

"I've known customers and clients longer Boo. Speed this up. Is it because you're young? Nervous?"

"It sounds kind of mushy but I love her. I don't mean that bonded for life right now, I mean that cuddles and sharing rooms for the night and such."

"So she's giving you plenty of tail too I take it? If not then I know someone who could take real good care of that for you. I mean I only do dances and soft kisses. This one you slip her some serious cash and a test she will please you and make you hypnotized. Condom and a few hundred and its yours."

"Hundred?"

"Hundred-thousand yen. That's her price."

"I'm good. Thanks though."

"Well Hun a lady has bills to pay, perfume and makeup to buy, outfits to stay interesting, and then the goods we desire in life. You seem to have your fair share. That kind of money over there, a girlfriend in your bed, and a happy sex life. And you look like no politician. Think you have the world by it's balls?" There was something about her that wasn't like most dancers. You had to ask.

"You know, I think you are the most intelligent dancer out there. The way you read people, go through the details, and then the obvious. How do you do it?"

"You're just a boy." 

"And you're a strong a woman who could teach anyone if she chose to."

Lea grinned. "Got to hand it to you Babe. You are much more composed than I thought. Most your age are easy."

"Easy?"

"As in sit in their lap and you're finished. I was in lap and you declined. Which is rare. You had everything in control regardless of me trying to sweeten you. Honey, when you get to my age you have to learn how to make it work. How to make money, know who you're dealing with. How to read people. That is what it comes down to. Bottom line. And without it, you are just some bimbo taking side work as giving a depressed man a blowjob at his house and for half a day your mouth tastes like latex. But since it pays the utilities and part of the rent you don't argue. But that's how it is."

"Wow..." So this chick Lea who really can't be over 20 really has had it hard out there. "I can imagine its rough. Certainly I'm grateful for everything. And glad you can make some cash to get by from hopefully the future in-law."

"He's a pisser. That's for sure." Lea giggled.

-Meanwhile

Back at the manor Ravel is in some good company with the girls gathering around. All are in the kitchen cooking, baking, and having a few laughs. It's always a good time at the Gremory establishment. Once everything was ready they all sat at the big table and were ready to eat. This helped Ravel clear her mind about you heading off with her older brothers. She was nervous the whole day.

"So Rav, has he called you yet?" Asked Akeno.

"No. He hasn't." Replied Ravel.

"Do you know where he is supposed to be going?" Asked Xenovia.

"It was supposed to be in Ruval's hands. Go to dinner and talk about things. Get their approval maybe. I mean I had a feeling they would go to the maid cafe. I should call to confirm." She picked up and dialed. 

You feel the vibration. "Oh shit!" You take a breath and take the phone out of your pocket. "Here goes." < Hey Princess. >

< Hey Hun. How's it going? >

< Okay. I guess... >

< What are you up to? >

< We're about to eat and Riser is overloading the booze. What else is new? >

< Alright. I miss you. I'm eating with the girls right now. Thought I would check on you. I miss you Hun. >

< I love you too Ravel. >

< Can't wait for you to get back. Hope those two are okay. >

< I'm, concerned about other things. >

"I'm things." Giggled Lea.

"Hey!"

< Hun who's that? > Ravel asked.

< The waitress. >

< She sounds hot. Are you sure everything is okay over there? > Ravel was starting to get angry.

< Fine. Just waiting for a steak and drinking virgin. >

"Tasty juice." Cooed Lea.

"Really!?"

< Honey! > Cried Ravel.

< Yes... >

< Who's the girl next to you? >

< I would call your brother. Let's just go with that. >

< BABE! Don't make me come over there. Where are you? > Oh she was royally pissed now.

"Hey Ruval. Catch." You underhand your phone.

"I'm sorry?" He saw the phone bounce into his lap. He picked it up. < Hello? >

< Where did you take my boyfriend Ruv!? > 

< Diamonds... >

< YOU BROUGHT MY BOYFRIEND TO THE STRIP CLUB! >

< Riser picked the place. I'm talking to a woman who dreams about being in real estate and is earning money for her degree. (FN), is just having someone to talk to while following my lead. He's two seats away from me and the woman is in a chair. And by chair I mean not all over him. Doubt he would want it. >

< Ugh! >

Back at the manor all the girls were highly annoyed that Riser had struck again. The man was royally drunk dragging in you and the other brother along with him. Everyone looked around the table as Akeno had a plan. She closed her eyes and tapped the side of her head.

"Excuse me." Akeno got out of her chair and a yard or so behind. "Be right back." She summoned a teleporting circle. This couldn't be any good.

In a flash you saw the circle and Akeno stood in the middle. Lea and the other dancers flinched. All Akeno did was turn her hand over and bend her index signaling you to come here. You get out of your seat and turn around. Bowing to pay your respects before walking into the circle. This just cannot be good by any account.

"Yup. I'm screwed." You sighed.

"Wouldn't exactly say that." Smirked Akeno.

"What does that mean?"

"She's just entirely upset with you. Though I would say that you tried to do your best with shooing the girls away. You smell like bad perfume."

"Wonderful... I don't want to see what's next. She must be angry. Angry or crying."

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She steaming or tearing?

-Rel