Sassy Bird (Ravel X Reader)

Ch 35 - Theory

I'm back. Lot of stress this late spring and summer but I will finish this. Let's get back to it.

Enjoy.

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You get back to your room and look around. From the walls, to the carpet, to the everything else your lover (let's call it that for now) may have a decision in. The topic of marriage really hasn't opened your eyes to it. You are young really. How many get married in highschool before you become "legal age". Said legal age because there is so much in between of coming a man after that age of eighteen. But, you have a job that does well, bills are covered, and duties are accomplished. By your fate and technicality of course. 

"Hun?" Ravel stood there watching you in deep thought.

"Yeah?"

"Baby." She walked behind you. Hugged your strong back. "Can we talk this over cuddles?"

"Sure. Just pick a spot?"

"Just get comfy. I want to cuddle you. Pamper you. I like playing with your hair and snuggling."

"Alright." You crawl on Ravel's bed and find your spot. Sink into it and Ravel spoons behind you. Moving the blanket over the two of you. "So, here I am. Just trying to figure things out."

"You asking me about your socks too? Baby I love you."

"What about socks?"

"You're in deep thought. Living together full time. Though have you thought about marriage as a whole? Anything? Coming home and we order food and then jump in the shower together? Sharing the bed and claiming a side for life?"

"Rav, I haven't. I didn't think it would come this early. I haven't even thought a prom. Let alone a wedding. Just so much right now. Rather more anxious than anything else. I mean shouldn't we try having one of us live together full time for a bit before we plan a wedding? I can imagine you want to put down some ground rules."

"Besides no large amounts of drinking, coming home past 10 o'clock without calling me, and then the other basic stuff."

"We're not even allowed the drink Babe."

"Don't start. My brother makes me sick. Hmph. You better not. I don't need to be a miserable wife defending my husband and bailing him out." 

"Am I really being compared to your brother? I mean one sense he's immortal and the other sense he's a scumbag. So where do we go off of that?"

"Having more respect as a man than an immortal. How about that? I'm pampering you because I love you. I can have you stay here and I will move in. It's not that bad. There is plenty of space for us in here. I'll move in the furniture and you got closet space. It will be fine."

"A little awkward seeing how I am going to disclose this to my folks, but not so bad. Like I said, just nervous. I thought I would at least be at legal drinking age before I would be called husband."

"And Daddy." Ravel Cooed.

You turn around. "Really?"

She giggled. "We can wait mister man. No babies."

"And please don't call me Daddy before the kid is born. Not into that whole thing. I get what it means and all, but just not me."

She gave you a kiss. "And I'm not forever going to be your school girl."

"I see you as a woman. You're mature enough. You live on your own. That sort of thing."

"Thanks Baby." Another kiss. "Why don't you get the boys and grab something to eat. I'm going to get my things together. Sound good?"

"Sure thing. In the meantime that is."

She got of the bed. "Don't worry Hun. I'll exceed your expectations being a wife if you're a good man."

"I can attempt." You roll out of bed and check your shirt for any wrinkles. "That being said, yeah, I guess I'll find Issei and Kiba to talk about this."

~~~~~

About an hour later it is you, Issei, Kiba, and Saji from the Sitri House out for lunch at the diner. Yeah, Saji got granted a little time to take a lunch break. Saji called spending time with the three of you as talent relations. Sona can barely turn off the work switch and everyone knows. Though when things started to turn to your topic at hand of marriage, it got interesting.

"Shit dude. You got the blonde curly pigtails as your bride when?" Gasped  Saji.

"To be determined I guess." You shake your head.

"So let me get this straight. You have to marry her because Riser said so?" Asked Issei.

"Seems to be the case." You replied.

"You got a hot girl marrying and taking care of you. What's going to happen now?"

"Honestly Issei, I have no idea. None. Ravel has some sort of plan and I'm just rolling with it. Don't know what else I can do."

Kiba was in great thought about this. He has lived with the girls relatively the longest out of everyone. "Trust her. You are in good hands. After you accept all of it, you will be just fine."

"She's only moving in and all her stuff going as we speak. Hope it isn't all too crazy. Hope we all get along and such. You know what I mean?"

"Do Koneko and her get along?" Asked Saji.

"The cat and the chicken. Hmmm..." Pondered Issei.

"They aren't fighting over you like somewhere in a different dimension so let's just go with a neutral territory and keep it moving." You suggest.

"And someone needs to be best man." Pointed out Saji.

"You'd be a groomsman for sure. And for a bachelor party we are not doing a strip club otherwise I'm leaving. Riser ruined it for everyone that night recently."

"Got it. Damn. Thought it couldn't hurt." Saji shrugged.

"Like Sona needs to get a call from someone saying your man is at the titty bar. What a load of crap Saji. You're kidding me right?"

"Dude I like boobs like everyone but I wouldn't if I were him." Put in Issei.

"Well, what do you expect?" Asked Kiba. "Women that are teasing you for money while somewhere a woman can love you for your intentions. It's not the women, it's the offerings. If a woman offers to cuddle you and help you make breakfast in the morning after sleeping in that sounds lovely. You just want to see bodies."

"Well thought I would experience this once. It can't kill me right?" As soon as Saji said that his phone rang. "The hell? One sec guys. Hello?" He picked up.

< Where are you? >

"Hey Sona. Eating with the guys."

< I thought you were taking a break. >

"I am. Just washing this down with a glass of water and I'll be back. What's up?"

< I need you. That's why. Okay? >

"Ohhhhhhh. Got it."

< Don't be a pig! > Sona shouted in his ear.

"Ou. Like freaking ou. Really? Had to scream through my phone?"

< I said get back here I need you. What else is there to say? >

"On my way."

< Thank you. > And click.

"Harsh..." You sweatdropped. 

"No kidding." Saji sighed in relief.

"That's not marriage but it sounds like a bad sitcom." You shake your head.

"Easy mister groom. You haven't seen Ravel tonight."

"Easy mister wannabe fuck boy. Sona's having your balls over the fireplace."

~~~~~

Really Saji, you should know that by now.

-Rel