Bnha Oneshots + chatfic

Bakusquad texts 2

(3:27am)

Mina: get up sluts- and bb Jirou~

Jirou: ty babe~~

Kaminari: wow I see who's your favorite

Mina: duh jirou~

Jirou: ily~

Mina: ilyt~

Kirishima: LET ME GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP-

Kirishima: sorry that was bakugou-

Sero: that's g a e but o k a y

Kaminari has changed everyone's name

StickyHands: wow the name fits my theme-

GayChu: Ik bRo-

HardDick: 👉👈 *shyness intensifies*

HardDick: jk idc~

AuxCord: vibe check~

YaoiBitch: name is on point-

Pufferfish: I WILL FUCKING END YOU GUYS-

StickyHands: Kill me last I wanna see the people I hate die first-

Pufferfish: odd request ima put it in consideration

YaoiBitch: yo u guys wanna do a sleep over in the common room?

GayChu: I can convince Aizawa sensei

AuxCord: how tf?-

GayChu: I have the greatest weapon-

AuxCord: the gaydar?

Gaychu: no but close- I HAVE

GayChu has added Slep? To the group chat

GayChu: I HAVE TOSHI~

Slep?: wtf is this?-

GayChu: group chat with Bakusquad NAMES EVERYONE!

YaoiBitch: sksksks cute~~ oh I'm Mina!

AuxCord: Jirou

HardDick: Kirishima!

Pufferfish: Bakugou fucking Katsuki AND HOW TF DO U CHANGE YOUR USER NAME?!?!?

StickyHands: I'm sero. NOBODY TELL HIM

Slep?: and I'm shinso I guess-

GayChu: We know-

YaoiBitch: okay so y'all finna sleep over or naw?-

Slep?: dad said yes-

Slep: shit I mean-

DaddyIssuedHoe has entered the chat

DaddyIssuedHoe: YOUR PRESENT MIC AND ERASER HEADS LOVE CHILD!!!!

DaddyIssuedHoe has left the chat

GayChu: tf?- Also yes ima come to make the party lit

HardDick: ima come too and kat is coming too-

Pufferfish: I'm not going.

HardDick: if u come I will let u do whatever u want to me..-

Pufferfish: ight I'm going-

YaoiBitch: damn Eijirou tHatS kinky

Slep?: it's been kinky-

GayChu: said the person who's the most kinky

Slep?: Denki. U literally get turned on by me saying the magic word.

AuxCord: I'm intrigued- say this mAgIc wOrD pLeAsE

GayChu: HES SMIRKING AT ME WHAT HAVE U DONE JIROU

YaoiBitch: welp rip kamis asshole

Slep?: I cant- I literally said the words and he fucking moaned 😂😂

YaoiBitch: sksksks RECORD-

Slep?: I've been recording-

GayChu: U FUCKING BASTARD-

AuxCord: say the words into the chat and record him if he moans.

Slep?: Ight bet just lemme prepare myself for the electricity I know he gon use on me-

Slep?: www.denki.moaning.shinso

Video
Shinso was in the left corner of the dorm. The room was purple. Everything was a different or same shade of purple. In the chair was a short blonde male. "Stop!! Don't say the wordssss" The blonde cried out. "I have to Denki" The male behind the camera chuckled. "you dumb slut~ im gonna fuck your brains out~hah~" The male fake moaned then laughed again. "A-ahh~ S-STOP ITS NOT FUNNY" The blonde haired male pouted. "Wait til I tease you!" The blonde added. "You can try" he chuckled.
                            Video over

Yaoibitch: KiJdhzjsjsg DUM WHORE~~ sjsjsjsh

GayChu: fuck y'all- and FUCK U SND YOUR PEPTO BISMOL LOOKING ASS—

AuxCord: *gay gasp* THE FUCK BITCH I WILL DRAG YO THICC ASS TO HELL AND BACK-

YaoiBitch: did u just call Denki thick?-

Slep?: I know he thick but like- 🤡

AuxCord:—bb you still are the thickest hoe on the block- other than Momo-

Yaoibitch: *shocked* BETHANY

GayChu: I

StickyHands: MADE

Slep?: BISCUITS

Yaoibitch: SHINSO CAN MEME?-

Slep?: no-

Slep?: I SAW U HANGING AROUND KAYLEN THE OTHER DAY-

Yaoibitch: re-Rebecca it's not what u think-

Slep?: I WONT HESITATE BITCH-

HardDick: I came back from fucking with bakugou and I come back to Shinso memeing Denki getting hard over getting degraded and Mina getting jealous-

Pufferfish: ight ima head out—

Pufferfish and HardDick have left the chat-

StickyHands:👁👄👁

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