Random Bakusquad Oneshot

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Yaoibitch: I need a status update on yalls relationships.

Slep?: who's gonna tell her?

Pufferfish: ima tell her

Pufferfish: Shin and Pikachu broke up cuz Pikachu likes Creepy smile-

StickyHands: and now me and Denki are a thing-

GayChu: I WANTED TO TELL THEM

StickyHands: my bad

GayChu: I forgive u :)

StickyHands: okay :)

Slep?: gay hoe :)

Pufferfish: I actually laughed- I'm scared now—

Slep?: you should be ;)

Pufferfish: *scared

Yaoibitch: ship*

HardDick:  I'm right here-

AuxCord: and you've been replaced-

Slep?; by me~

GayChu: have fun~

Slep?: dont copy me were not friends.

GayChu: you still mad?-

Slep?: yOu sTiLl mAd?¿

AuxCord: what a mad lad-

Yaoibitch: period-

GayChu: iM sOrRy nO hOmO

Slep?: ignoring you everyday.

Pufferfish: it's gonna be hard trust me—

Slep?: naw fam I can just put some headphones and listen to some 6-

Yaoibitch: LISTEN TO SOME KIDS BOP- WE ARE CHILDREN OF GOD NO SHIN SHIN

Slep?: gae?

Pufferfish: yae

Yaoibitch: bakugou and shinso becoming friends?-

HardDick: honestly wouldn't be mad if Kat and Shinso dated-

Yaoibitch: same

StickyHands: same

GayChu: same

Slep?: it's

Pufferfish: Brittany

Slep?: b i t c h

Pufferfish: a h a h a

Slep?: b o n e l e s s

Pufferfish: p i z z a

Slep?: c a n

Pufferfish: I

Slep?: g e t

Pufferfish: a

Slep?: w a f f l e

Pufferfish: ?

Yaoibitch: JUST FUCK ALREADY—

Slep?: we have before-

Pufferfish: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL BLAST YOUR ASS TO SPACE

Slep?: touch me and I will reveal your kinks-

HardDick: kinks? Bakugou? SPILL

Slep?: you never told Kirishima your kinks?😂😂😂😂

Pufferfish: I don't have any fucking kinks

GayChu: I head kink-

Slep?: I mean I could start with the cho-

Pufferfish: IF U FINISH THAT SENTENCE I WILL MAKE PIKACHU TELL THEM YOUR KINKS

GayChu: oo👁👄👁

Slep?: ight 🤐

Yaoibitch: I WANNA KNOEEE JUSTTTTT SPILLLL THEEE TEAAAA HOEEE

Pufferfish: Kaminari Denki. Spill the mother fricking tea hoe-

GayChu: hE uSEd mY fUlL nAmE-

GayChu: SHINSOS HAS A CHOKING KINK AND A PAIN KINK AND SPANKING-

Slep?: bitch-

Slep?: IGHT WELL FUCKING KATSUKI HAS A HAIR PULLING KINK A DEGRADING KINK AND DRESS UP KINK ASWELL SO FUCKING TRY ME-

Yaoibitch: I-you-we-w-i-you-KDJDJDJSHSHSJSJSJSNZ SJSJSJS SISJBSSJB

HardDick: how come you never told me-

Pufferfish: cUz nO

HardDick: wow-

HardDick: IM DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT-

HardDick: I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT EVERYDAY- YOU CONSTANTLY BULLY MIDORIYA CUZ HE HAS A BETTER QUIRK- YOU PUT HIM DOWN TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER. YOURE A FUCKING ASSHOLE I PUT UP WITH YOUR GAY ASS FOR NO REASON I JUST NEED SOME ATTENTION ON ME- LIKE AN AMAZING MAN AND YOU A FUCKING ASSHOLE LIKE UGH-

HardDick: omg I'm so sorry that was Todobro- I left to get some snacks and he does this—

Yaoibitch: s h o o k

Pufferfish: I-

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