Bnha Oneshots + chatfic

EmoSquad

HotTopic: okay spirt sluts.

AuxCord: I was summoned

Slep?: ^^

SexualityChanger: ^^

DaddyIssuedHoe: ^^

OctoBussy: I've been here.

HotTopic has changed name to
EmoBirb

SexualityChanger has changed name to TheGayBigBrother

AuxCord has changed name to TheGayBigSister

DaddyIssuedHoe: I-

TheGayBigBrother: what bitch?

TheGayBigSister: Oop-

EmoBirb: when's our next ritual?

OctoBussy: we should do one on 4/20

DaddyIssuedHoe: 420

GayChu and 1 other has entered  the chat.

GayChu: whatcha

Bondage: smoking

GayChu: and 1 other have left the chat

EmoBirb: look what you've done-

OctoBussy: I wanna change my hero name to OctoPussy you think Midnight will approve?

TheGayBigBrother: sksjsjsjsj

TheGayBigSister: ^^

DaddyIssuedHoe: most likely not but I guess try? 😂

EmoBirb: let me ask you people  questions.

TheGayBigBrother: ok.

TheGayBigSister: yu

EmoBirb: relationships?

Slep?: Denki.

TheGayBigSister: Mina duh-

TheGayBigBrother: Ei.

DaddyIssuedHoe: lemme ask him if I can tell you guys/girls.

Bondage has entered the chat

Bondage: before He answers that. You guys don't tell Mina or Ochako cuz they finna kill m-who ever that person is

Bondage: asta la vista~

Bondage has left the chat

TheGayBigBrother: your dating. Plain Face?-

DaddyIssuedHoe: yur

TheGayBigSister: day ight-

EmoBirb: THIS IS MY TALK SHOW NOT YOURS.

EmoBirb: anywho, I'm with Mez.

OctoBussy: what

Slep?: Can

EmoBirb: I

TheGayBigSister: say except

DaddyIssuedHoe: you're

TheGayBigBrother: welcome

EmoBirb: next question-

EmoBirb: YOUR OPINION ON KLAUS? SAY GOOD GAY SHIT OR ELSE IM NOT SLITTING YOUR THROAT OPEN-

TheGayBigSister: HES DADDY—

TheGayBigBrother: HES FUCKING AMAZING

OctoBussy: PERIODDDDDD HES MY ALL TIME FAVORITE

Slep?: ^^ did y'all hear that the actor that plays Vanya is a lesbo and is married?

NeitoMonoma has joined the chat

NeitoMonoma: THE ACTRESS THAT PLAYS VANYA IS ELLEN PAGE AND SHES MARRIED TO EMMA PORTNER

NeitoMonoma: ALSO EMMA PORTNER TEACHES CONTEMPORARY JAZZ AT THE BROADWAY DANCE CENTER IN NEW YORK-

NeitoMonoma: I definitely didn't know this because I am obsessed with The Umbrella Academy—

Slep?: Dont u draw the upside down umbrella on your wrist everyday?-

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EmoBirb: what an emo-

TheGayBigSister: ENEMKDSJ ELLEN PAGE IS A LESBIAN EKEEKEKEKKEKKKKK

OctoBussy: someone end my misery-

EmoBirb: not without me-

OctoBussy: fine I will live.

EmoBirb: good- anywho-

TheGayBigBrother: me and Ei are going out so I gotta go- ALSO 4/20 IS MY BIRTHDAY-

TheGayBigSister: use protection! And happy early birthday!

TheGayBigBrother has left the chat

EmoBirb: Mez come to my dorm and watch a movie with me or your straight.

OctoBussy: I'm at your door.

EmoBirb and OctoBussy have left the chat.

TheGayBigSister: Shinso

Slep?: yes?

TheGayBigSister: your my new bestfriend

Slep?: okay.

TheGayBigSister: wanna hang out in my room and obsess over The Umbrella Academy and maybe rewatch episodes?

Slep?: I'm on my way-

TheGayBigSister and Slep? Have left the chat