Bnha Oneshots + chatfic

If BakuShin was a thing

Yaoibitch: Shinso-

Slep?: I'm outtie-

Yaoibitch: DID U REALLY THINK I WASNT GONNA FIND OUT SOON?!?!

Slep?: JSJSJS SAVE ME-

Yaoibitch: so u and bakugou have been a thing-for 2 months—

Slep?: *deletes self

Pufferfish: *breathes

Slep?: *comes back

HardDick: *gay

GayChu: *homosexual

StickyHands: *homiesexual

Slep?: That's yo man-

StickyHands: Ik- but yours has anger issues-

Slep?: and you have weird elbows—

StickyHands: but you have depression—

Pufferfish: ok? That's MY depression and that pikachu is YOUR dumb ass

GayChu: HEY-

Slep?: aye he know waz up-

Pufferfish: tf?-

Slep?: a aHaH I drank sometin fron dAni aHahE

GayChu: SKSKSKSJSJJSJ

StickyHands: OMGG U ACTUALLY SPIKED HIS DRINK AHSJSUSJS

yaoibitch: I'm proud-

Pufferfish: U SPIKED HIS DRINK-

GayChu: I'm outtie-

StickyHands: I'm already running cuz he finna come after all of us-

GayChu: EHJSSJSIHEKOZIZJ

Slep?: sjxj funsy

Yaoibitch: SHINSO WHAT DO U THINK OF ME-

Slep?: uMm youssss nize ads funzy snds a creajshesd

HardDick: translation: uMm your nice and funny and a crackhead

Yaoibitch: eeeeeeee

HardDick: okie- what about me!

Slep?: um yOuus gotz e nIz deek ads youz s sft bb

HardDick: um you got a nice dick and your a soft baby- um thanks!

HardDick: what about Bakugou?

Slep?: oHz youz meeen Dadie? hey gotz te loks ads branz hez amasinz

HardDick: oh you mean Daddy? He has the looks and the brains and he's amazing

Yaoibitch: *nose bleed intensifies*

Pufferfish: I-

GayChu: wow-

StickyHands: just-

AuxCord: gae-

The next day

Slep?: which one of you fuckers spiked my drink?!?

GayChu: I'm outtie-

StickyHands: I've been gone—

Slep?: Kaminari.

GayChu: Shinso.

Slep?: Denki.

GayChu: Hitoshi.

AuxCord: Sexual.

Yaoibitch: tension.

Slep?: if you tell me right now I won't hurt you.

GayChu: BLASTY COME SAVE ME-

Pufferfish: hmmm- nawwwww

Yaoibitch: the fact that now a depressed emo boy and a anger issues blasty boy are dating— is a new one-

StickyHands: y'all here that

GayChu: SENSSSS SHEJKP

StickyHands: I think that means send help-

Yaoibitch: ima go and save him cuz why not-

Pufferfish: ima go and record-

StickyHands: and ima tape shit up-

Nobody's Pov

Denki was on the floor while shinso was on top of him also backhanding him. "IM SORRY I WONT DO IT AGAIN" Denki screeched. "NO BITCH YOU WONT DO IT AGAIN CAUSE IM WHOOPING YOU" Shinso yelled between slaps. Mina melted the door and saw them. "WORLD STAR HOES" she shouted as she jumped on the bed and waited for the rest to come. Sero shot out tape and kicked Shinso off of Denki. "OFF ME MAN YOU MAD MAN" Sero shouted as he helped Denki up.

"So you guys are dating?" Shinso smirked as he got up using his quirk. "Duh-," they said in unison. "Start punching eachother but not to hard" Shinso commands. The couple starts smacking and punching eachother but it wasn't really hard so that there were bruises but hard enough that it would hurt. "Extras I'm—," Bakugou walker in. "Wow I leave my phone charging for 10 minutes and this happens" Kirishima says walking into the dorm room. Bakugou walks in and stands near shinso. "So your controlling them?" Bakugou whispers softly to shinso. "Yeah" Shinso reply's

"MAKE THEM TELL US WHO USUALLY TOPS" Mina screeched wanting to know who is the top and bottom. "Sero. Tell me who usually tops" shinso asks staring at sero. "Kaminari" sero says in a monotone voice. "AJHSISJSSHSJSKJ AAHAHHA" Mina slurred falling onto the floor and laughing. "I didn't expect that" shinso said in shock.

Shinso stops using his quirk letting Sero and Kaminari free. "HEY THATS NOT FAIR DUDE!" Kaminari Pouts. "I bet you like having your dick shoved up plain faces ass" bakugou says laughing quietly. Sero flushes red. "How- you- Shinso." Kaminari glares at shinso. "Fuck you" Kaminari says sitting down. "You guys are on drugs I swear" kirishima says sitting beside Kaminari. " OOO T OR D TIMEE" Mina yells grabbing shinso and bakugous hand dragging them to the floor.
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Cliff hanger cuz why tf not and it's already 673 words