Bnha Oneshots + chatfic

Bakusquad texts 3

Yaoibitch: okay y'all. So it's just gonna be the bakusquad and a few other people!

Pufferfish: I swear if deku is fucking coming I'm gonna rip his eyes out and feed them to icyhot

HardDick: we talked about this- Hurt midoriya and you get no fun time for a month.

Pufferfish: fine ima be good-

Yaoibitch: skshshsusujsis sjsdhdjs EEEEEE

AuxCord: wow thanks for breaking my girlfriend. She's literally on the ground vibrating- like—

Slep?: aww lucky she gets to die early-

GayChu: toshi no.

Slep?: you dumb whore~ ahh~~

GayChu has left the chat

Slep?: KSJSSJSJHSLPDISSJJSSJN

StickyHands: did y'all know kam actually has a big dick?-

Yaoibitch: how tf do u even know that?-

StickyHands: before Shinkami was real we have eachother brojobs-

HardDick: yo same-

Pufferfish: excuse me what.

HardDick: I LOVE YOU KAT❤️

Pufferfish: ilyt. But. You fucking- UGH

Yaoibitch: when bakugou gets pissed off at kiri but acts like it's nothing

AuxCord: WHEN IS THE SLEEPOVER?-

Slep?: he fucking- I- JEJSJSJSIS

Yaoibitch: to answer Ky's question it's starts when the bakusquad arrives. cuz we be the party~

AuxCord: I felt that-

Slep?: sjsjsjsjsjssjsjjs

Pufferfish: AHAHHAHAHAH THATS FUCKING AMAZING-

Yaoibitch: what tf?-

Pufferfish: me and blue hair have codes and that means pikachu is HARD AHAHAHAHAHA

Yaoibitch: the fact u guys have codes is my life-

HardDick: awww kat u actually bonded with someone other than me and my dick-

Yaoibitch: SKSKSJSHSJKSSJXHSK

AuxCord: SKSKSJDJSJJSSJHS

StickyHands: AHAHAHAHAHAHJAOSDINS

pufferfish: should I expose yours pictures and kinks?? Hmmmm~

HardDick: IM SORRRYYY NUUU

Slep?: RED AND YELLOW

pufferfish: oh shit- that boutta wow—

HardDick: pleassseeeee don't expose me-

Pufferfish: fucking fine.

Yaoibitch: translate?-

AuxCord: ALEXA WHAT DOES RED AND YELLOW MEAN IN BAKU AND SHIN LANGUAGE?-

Yaoibitch: lmao BUT THE TRANSLATION?!?

Pufferfish: red=Denki is calling him daddy and shit, yellow=Denki is most likely gonna ride him. There ya happy?

Yaoibitch: KAMI GET THAT DICK-

StickyHands: GET THAT BREAD

AuxCord: Mina. my dorm rn. Also the party should start at 6:15pm so the whole morning we could get everything ready.

Yaoibitch: ight everyone get yo backpacks, snacks,condoms or what ever y'all need for the party and be prepared!

Yaoibitch: time to go get that coochie~~ bai

AuxCord: asta la vista gays!~

AuxCord and Yaoibitch have left the chat

HardDick: that was weird- also can u come to my room? I need something.-

Pufferfish: if u mean u need homework answers then sure-

HardDick: yeah that and something else!

HardDick and Pufferfish have left the chat
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