Bnha Oneshots + chatfic

Bakusquad exposing 2/?

YaoiBitch has made a new chat

Yaoibitch has added CopySlut and BigHands to chat

Yaoibitch: so..

BigHands: Ne Ne, are you okay? You haven't left your dorm for more than a day.

CopySlut: I'm fucking peachy.

CopySlut has changed name to NeitoMonoma

YaoiBitch: I'm sorry Kami made you spill your secret, I know you didn't wanna tell us. but me and Kendo accept you like 99% of 1-A is gay! so you shouldn't be ashamed!

NeitoMonoma: if your here your give me a sap story about how I should come to terms about my sexuality then pipe down.

BigHands: Dude were just trying to help it's not like I'm gonna tell her about your crush on Hitoshi-

NeitoMonoma: you idiotic bitch.

BigHands: IM SORRY-

Yaoibitch: I won't tell him I promise

NeitoMonoma: I'm going to trust you on this one.

Yaoibitch: okay good!

BigHands: So what are we gonna to about Kaminari?

Yaoibitch: I'm whooping him.

I will GRATTATATATA HIS FACE unless he apologizes.

BigHands: dat okay-

NeitoMonoma: I'm going to leave now.

BigHands: okie don't do nuthing dumb

NeitoMonoma: who would want to do Kaminari?

Yaoibitch: SKSJSHSKSJSB I CHOKED—

BigHands: ^^

NeitoMonoma has left the chat

Yaoibitch: meet up at the common room?

BigHands: yur

BigHands and Yaoibitch have left the chat

Denki and Monoma private messages

GayChu: hey Nei

NeitoMonoma: don't call me that.

GayChu: I wanted to apologize, I should've never gotten mad, I just let my jealously take over.

NeitoMonoma: why are u jealous of me and Shi?

GayChu: idk like a lot of people say u guys would be a better couple than me and him- so I got protective

NeitoMonoma: I guess your right.

GayChu: are we cool?

NeitoMonoma: fine.

GayChu: ight good cuz I have shit to spill bout toshi-

NeitoMonoma: spill-

GayChu: okay so after you guys hung out he fell asleep hugging a pillow and his hair was more of a mess but like cutely and EEE

NeitoMonoma: Ik Ive seen him like that before it's cute-

NeitoMonoma: IN A PLATONIC WAY-

GayChu: dude chill I know you mean it in a platonic way-

GayChu: so how long have u and Toshi been friends?

NeitoMonoma: ever since he moved to 1-A he's like the only decent one-

GayChu: eXcUse mE wHaT?-

NeitoMonoma: it's true.

GayChu: actually u rite

NeitoMonoma: anyways-

NeitoMonoma: so u and shinso okay now?

GayChu: i love him to death but like every time we're with the class he never shows affection. I feel like I'm getting rejected even tho we're dating.

NeitoMonoma: Hes not ready to show affection it public. Like when we first became friends he wouldn't talk to me in schoolbut like right when we left class he texted me right away saying "sorry I ignored you today" 

GayChu: that's too cute stawp ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

NeitoMonoma: don't call that cute.

GayChu: oKaY mAn

NeitoMonoma: as I was saying, he might not act like he cares but he does. He maybe doesn't wanna hold hands in class or hug you back cuz he doesn't wanna rush things. Or maybe he doesn't return your feelings so you act like it's a prank but deep down inside you know it wasn't and you wish you never did that prank—

GayChu: wha?

NeitoMonoma: just ignore everything after the "Or maybe" it's irrelevant.

GayChu: ir what lent?

NeitoMonoma: god your such a dumb ass-

GayChu: excuse you bitch

GayChu: tbh we should do a couple t or d but only gay couples.

NeitoMonoma: I'm single you dumb bitch-

GayChu: I know but like we can bring single gays like Sero, Todoroki- I think those are the only other gay single people-

NeitoMonoma: so basically, Shi Shi snd You, Kirishima and Bakugou, Sero, Todoroki would be coming?

GayChu: duh doy-

GayChu: and Mina spying on us with Hagukare-

NeitoMonoma; okay. I will think about it-

GayChu; ight!

NeitoMonoma: U need to tell Shi Shi how you feel.

GayChu: thanks for the advice

NeitoMonoma: it's ight

GayChu: welp ima go to that now so text u tomorrow about how it went

NeitoMonoma: I didn't ask for you too but okay-
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I love my gay children-