Bnha Oneshots + chatfic

When mina likes someone

Yaoibitch: Guys.. I like someone-

Bondage: LDIDJDJS OMG WHO? IF THEY REJECT YOU I'LL TAPE THEM TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

GayChu: OMG I BET ITS URRARARARARARRARARA-

SexualityChanger: I bet it's invisibitch

AuxCord: I bet it's Ura aswell

HardDick: I bet it's Jirou-

AuxCord: 👀

Yaoibitch: when Denki is right about something: 😳😵

AuxCord: OFMDJJS ITS URA??!?)?

SexualityChanger: oh-

HardDick: OMG OMG WHEN U FINN CONFESS?

GayChu: GIRL CONFESS SOON SOMEONE MIGHT SNATCH HER!!

Bondage: WHEN HE MEANS SOMEONE HE MEANS DEKU OR TSYU OR EVEN IIDA-

GayChu: Iida likes Hatsume-

Bondage: OK WELL DEKU OR TSYU- I WILL TAPE THEM TO A PLANE AND MAKE IT CRASH IF THEY ASK HER OUT-

SexualityChanger: the fact that Plain face is being more scary then me is scary-

Yaoibitch: agreed.

AuxCord: agreed.

HardDick: Agreed.

GayChu: agreed.

Bondage: >:)

SexualityChanger has added floatybitch to chat

FloatyBitch: heyy y'all

Yaoibitch: Kjsnsjs DONT BACK READ!

FloatyBitch: y?

Yaoibitch: pLeAsE nO

FloatyBitch: okie:)

Bondage: awww cinnamon rolls~

Bondage: IF U HURT MINA I WILL GRAB YOU BY YOU HAIR AND DRAG U ALL THE WAY TO ANTARCTICA AND DROWN YOU IN THE COLD WATER, THEN DRAG YOUR DEAD BODY TO THE DESERT AND BURN U. AFTER THAT I'LL DRAG YOU BACK TO UA AND TAPE YOUR BODY ONTO THE FLAG POLL. AND I WILL LEAVE A NOTE SAYING 'oH hEy gUys i dEcIdeD tO coMmIt sUiCiDe cUz I gIvE uP oN bEiNg a HErO'

FloatyBitch: 😳

SexualityChanger: :O

HardDick: I-

Yaoibitch: wow-

GayChu: I like my men that way~ ;)

Bondage: EHEHEHEHHE

SexualityChanger: possessed???

Bondage: nah just gay and overprotective of my momma

Yaoibitch: I LOVE MY CHILDREN! AND THEYRE AT A AGE WHERE THEY HAVE SEX!

Yaoibitch: WITH EACHOTHER!

Bondage: wtf-

Bondage: actually tru but wtf?-

GayChu: ^^

SexualityChanger: this is too gay-

GayChu: and u arent?

SexualityChanger: touché motherfucker

GayChu: okie ;-;

Bondage: at this point y'all just gayer than gay itself

Yaoibitch: speaking facts-

HardDick: tru